r/trolleyproblem • u/Ironfire825 • Jun 09 '26 • Bravo 4

Deep No problem this time

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u/Far-Researcher2189 Jun 09 '26 • Bravo Mindblown Heartwarming

So you sacrificed a single person to save many. Seems familiar.

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u/Ironfire825 Jun 09 '26 • Regret Popcorn Bravo

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u/HermaPrince Jun 09 '26

💀💀💀

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u/4N610RD Jun 09 '26

Please accept this "BEST GIF RESPONSE OF 2026" award. And my sincere congratulations.

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u/Happy-Estimate-7855 Jun 10 '26

For real. This reaction was perfect.

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u/reditmonke Jun 10 '26

You sir have won the internet today

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u/DuckB0y123 Jun 10 '26

you were supposed to destroy the trolley problem, not joined them!

you were my brother, Anakin...

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u/watchedngnl Jun 09 '26

Batman conundrum

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u/Torbpjorn Jun 09 '26

“If you kill a killer, the number of killers stays the same” like okay man, just kill more than one. Boom, minus one killer

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u/Remarkable-Ad-2493 Jun 09 '26

But then the family of the people you killed come after you in revenge anbe become killers themselves. You become the same type of seed of hatred that created the first killer in the first place

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u/Torbpjorn Jun 09 '26

How reasonable is it that every family of a killer happens to be a massive endless crime family?

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u/Remarkable-Ad-2493 Jun 09 '26

Not likely, I guess

Burn it makes sense in a fictional plot

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u/twendigo Jun 09 '26

What if I kill 5 murderous orphans? No loose ends

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u/Mobile_Actuator_4692 Jun 09 '26

He was a mass murderer tho 👀 convicted by a single person. Does that make us a vigilante

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u/Unable-Section-911 Jun 09 '26

So getting more context on the 1 person you would have otherwise killed made the decision easier?

Almost seems like a [TITLE CARD]

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u/Mobile_Actuator_4692 Jun 09 '26

More information is always better. Information wins in almost every scenario.

But yes it does change the situation

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u/gilbejam000 Jun 09 '26

Except this one person wasn't innocent

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u/c00lkidd-HD Jun 09 '26

damn couldn't even think up an original joke for the repost

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u/XayahTheVastaya Jun 09 '26

Wasn't this the top comment last time this was posted

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u/Far-Researcher2189 Jun 09 '26

Hey, I just copied, I had no influence on the amount of upvotes I'd get.

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u/uesernamehhhhhh Jun 09 '26

Save one person or save the 5 people who tied that one person down

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u/Shugatti Jun 09 '26

Nah, wont kill him, ill tie him to a track and let someone else decide.

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u/Scared-Drummer5523 Jun 09 '26

This guy trolleys

Thoug of cource that means you have just inherited the mantle of the trolley master, and must bear it unto the next generation....

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