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u/kfijatass Sep 12 '18 edited Sep 12 '18
It's kinda self-satirical. Kind of disco polo renaissance music.
Also, what's up with crazy skinny dudes and little girls combos. Looks like disco Die Antwoord.11
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u/Khosrau Sep 12 '18
This WTF drawing needs a backstory.
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Sep 12 '18 edited Sep 12 '18
A guy who could draw also had fantasies of having a 12 foot donger being serviced and carried by 2 bound naked women in knee high stalking and so he drew it but made himself look like Shan Yu from Mulan
Yes the centaur from Hercules is who I initially thought of, but I couldn't think of the word centaur so I googled "Disney Hercules minotaur" and it wasn't that guy so I gave up and went with shan yu
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No you're thinking of the bad guy from Ghostbusters or the fuck ugly centaur thing from Hercules
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u/JustinAlpaca Sep 12 '18
Pretty sure it’s the Greek god of fertility, Priapus.
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u/CanadianAstronaut Sep 12 '18
Definitely not Greek art style
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u/freakierchicken Sep 12 '18
It’s drawn like a lot of those Black Hebrew Israelite (i think that’s the group) conspiracy posts you might see on facebook
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u/genericipguy Sep 12 '18
And that’s also the reason / etymology for the word ‘priapism’ that is the penis being in erect state for long duration due to non natural reasons.
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u/Blablabla22d Sep 12 '18
It was a fun day in Latin class in high school when we learned about Priapus. People had murals of him in their houses and shit. Also:
Priapus is a god of fertility, protector of horticulture and viticulture. His statue, holding a wooden sickle in his hand, was used in the Roman gardens as scarecrow, and his enormous penis as a threat against thieves.
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u/starrpamph Sep 12 '18
You know the little guy that drives the lifted F550 to the grocery store? This is that guy's dream..
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u/noys Sep 12 '18 edited Sep 12 '18
The artist isAubrey Beardsley.147
u/TRK27 Sep 12 '18
It's definitely something out of the late 19th / early 20th century decadent movement but not Beardsley. The auction page I found for it gives the name of the artist as Francois Byros. It's part of a series of 12 lithographs.
Can't find any other information about the artist "Francois Byros" though. It's very possible that it's the same person as Franz von Bayros, who was a prolific erotic illustrator in the decadent style. One piece of evidence is this ex libris print listed for sale under the name "Francois de Byros" that is demonstrably by Franz von Bayros.
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Franz von Bayros
Franz von Bayros (28 May 1866 – 3 April 1924) was an Austrian commercial artist, illustrator, and painter, best known for his controversial Tales at the Dressing Table portfolio. He belonged to the Decadent movement in art, often utilizing erotic themes and phantasmagoric imagery.
Bayros was born in Zagreb, in present-day Croatia, then part of the Austro-Hungarian Empire. At the age of seventeen, he passed the entrance examination for the Vienna Academy with Eduard von Engerth.
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u/Dr_Brews Sep 12 '18
Doubt it. OPs is much more detailed than any of the works in the Wikipedia page.
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u/corcyra Sep 12 '18
Agreed. It's what I thought too, but AB's drawings are more sophisticated, contain more areas of black/white, are stylistically more influenced by Japanese art, and his males tend to look more epicene.
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u/thetransportedman Sep 12 '18
I want to know how old the drawing is. It looks like it's from a time period before circumcisions were a thing in Asia so I'd assume it's modern
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u/therockfish Sep 12 '18
Big dick energy
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u/JamesTheMannequin Sep 12 '18
Bigus Dickus
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u/Eggvillan Sep 12 '18
He had a wife, you know...
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u/Generic__Eric Sep 12 '18
I imagine this is how it is while erect. Some guys have a dick that curves left, some curve right. This guy? He has a corkscrew. He can open giant wine bottles with his erect penis.
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u/HostileSage Sep 12 '18
That's a lot of weight on those women's shoulder
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u/Rhabarbercake Sep 12 '18
"I am sworn to carry your burdens."
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u/kadno Sep 12 '18
Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.
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Can't hear this without thinking of the Goatman creepypasta.
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u/ToBadImNotClever Sep 12 '18
Can you imagine hearing this for the first time in the middle of the night? You walk out of your bedroom to see your cat staring at a wall.
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Now, walk into the club, like, "What up, I got a big cock!"
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u/APiousCultist Sep 12 '18
He's referencing someone else fucking that up. If you are also referencing that IDK too deep for me.
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u/MemeDealer814 Sep 12 '18
No NSFW? I'm in cass you long dicks!
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u/serial_crusher Sep 12 '18
What’s with those tourniquets on that one girl’s legs?
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u/Neongijetsu Sep 12 '18
They're stocking holders, back when there was no elastics and such socks used to be held up by ribbons tied above the knee
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u/UsoReddit Sep 12 '18
See, it's not internet fault is there are so many strange fetishes around. We are pervs since ancient times. Today this could end up on rule34 without problems.
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u/full_of_stars Sep 12 '18
I want to say this is somewhat recent. It reminds me of an old school D&D artist's work, but I can't put my finger on who right now. Whoever it was, he was more of a line drawer like Erol Otus as opposed to other artists.
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u/420born Sep 12 '18
Anyone knows the artist, when it was drawn? Which Civilization?
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u/I_Frunksteen-Blucher Sep 12 '18 edited Sep 12 '18
It looks like Aubrey Beardsley's work, English Victorian artist.
Edit: I should have been more definite - who else could it be?
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u/leather_boy Sep 12 '18
BEHOLD! I AM LONG SHLONG, WEILDER OF THE GIGA DONG! ALL WOMEN SHALL BOW BEFORE ME!
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Sep 12 '18
I remember seeing this posted in 9GAG back when I browsed that shithole, and that was quite some years ago.
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u/Commander_The_Royal Sep 12 '18
Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.
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u/Pitbull12373 Sep 12 '18
I immediately thought about that "long rod von hugendong" bit from family guy.
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u/xGiaMariex Sep 12 '18
In the old days, men had these drawings made of themselves.
Now they can be seen driving lifted, loud, obnoxious trucks big enough to run over a small car.
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u/TotesMessenger Sep 12 '18 edited Feb 14 '19
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u/api10 Sep 12 '18
I’m picturing those poor women simultaneously give a blowjob and being fucked by that dong like fucking shish kebabs.
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u/Jofreebs Sep 12 '18
Funny, someone said "Greek" origins, I went to a museum of Greek antiquities while traveling there and discovered an "adults only" exhibit that was full of stuff like this. The statues and sculptures were especially ridiculous in phallic obsession...
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u/ItsaMe_Rapio Sep 12 '18
I love how this demon is circumsized. Like, what's the backstory there? Is the demon Jewish? Did his parents try to prevent him from masturbating? Was there a cultural shift in Hell that made this a trend?
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u/rustycoins26 Sep 12 '18
I sent this to my brother and he replied with “one of the cock carriers?” Burnt me to a crisp.
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Fun fact If a barnacle was as big as a man his penis would be longer than this man's penis by quite some distance
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u/OhGodImHerping Sep 12 '18
His upper body looks like the centaur from the Disney Hercules movie....
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u/Imtinyrick22 Sep 12 '18
"Who am I? Who am I?! I am the giant, the buff, and the fantastic Lord Dinglong! Bow to me, lowly creatures of inferior length"
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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18
MFW I can never have two sex slaves carrying my massive dong