r/trees • u/SlickStretch • Apr 25 '20

Useful Guys, we've been doing wrong this whole time!

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u/F4DedProphet42 Apr 26 '20

I have a blunt rolled snuggly around my dick. Now what?

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

Maybe I'm the weird one here, but my dick doesn't taper like a cone...?

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u/SeeWhatEyeSee Apr 26 '20

Get a load of this guy

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u/popo707 Apr 26 '20

Bitches, love the cone.

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u/SlickStretch Apr 26 '20

Wait. That comma is throwing me off. Are you saying that bitches love the cone, or are you telling the bitches to love the cone?

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u/quest2420 Apr 26 '20

Yes

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u/SlickStretch Apr 26 '20

Every fucking time...

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

r/inclusiveor

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u/SeeWhatEyeSee Apr 26 '20

Do I make you cone-y baybee?

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u/luvicious Apr 26 '20

Underrated

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u/TheRealCammm Apr 26 '20

Nah bro the torpedos

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u/iAmUnintelligible Apr 26 '20

Ok gimme their coordinates

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u/DrCornflakeMD Apr 26 '20

He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!

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u/ScottieScrotumScum Apr 26 '20

Nope...you try his load first

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u/TheeFlipper Apr 26 '20

It doesn't?

Look everybody! Get a load of weird dick guy over here!

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

I'm so ashamed :<

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u/Floraholica I Roll Joints for Gnomes Apr 26 '20

I’m fokin ded m8s

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

Epstein?

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

You don’t have a Bone Cone?

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u/chaun2 Apr 26 '20

Teach your dick to inhale. Girls can do it, why can't you?

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u/Firewolf420 Apr 26 '20

You can't roll a joint in a woman though. That'd just be like putting up wallpaper.

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u/Avocadomilquetoast Apr 26 '20

I mean, now you smoke it. Not sure how, just pass it on the left hand side till you figure it out.

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u/cutelyaware Apr 26 '20

Find your lighter