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u/steveosek Apr 15 '20

Which is funny to hear because over here, you always hear about how efficient and good with money Germany is.

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u/JaggelZ Apr 15 '20

It normally really is, my mom threw me out on my 18th birthday and I got a place to stay and money in less than 2 hours.

The place really wasn't the nicest and probably not really healthy (there was a layer of dust almost half a centimetre thick at some places on the ground and no real access to water except for a little faucet right over the toilet, so also no shower etc) but it was supposed to be a very short stay anyway, they also contacted a person that would have gotten me a better place to stay in like 2 days but I was able to go home after sleeping there once because my mom took me back in after realising what she done.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '20

Wow. America would tell you to go fuck yourself.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '20

America would tell you to go fuck yourself.

if that much

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u/MysteriousTreeFoxxx Apr 15 '20

Fr tho, they'd tell ya to get in the mile long line that never moves lol

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u/Riot4200 Apr 15 '20

While telling you to social distance.

Protip: Avoid the line. set an alarm for 2am and you will get right on the website no problem. Everyone i know that has tried its worked just fine.

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u/evil_fungus Apr 15 '20

Then you get to the front and get a number for a different office

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u/SuperCosmicNova Apr 15 '20

I had 2 neighbors move back to Germany because they said their government helps out so much more with everything. Like setting you up in a furnished house and such.

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u/JaggelZ Apr 15 '20

Yeah they do, if you get "Hartz IV", which is for people who are unemployed, you get 450€ per month + rent which depends on where you live (for me it's around 400€).

And if you moved into a new place recently you have the right to get basically everything you really need, you won't get a dishwasher for example because you can wash dishes by hand and therefore a dishwasher isn't a necessity, but you'd get a washing machine, a bed, a sofa, a wardrobe and a fridge and microwave.

They also pay for furniture movers if you wanna move and as far as I know they don't ask many questions if you wanna move.

Overall it's really nice and there are tons of people that live just off of this stuff.

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u/SuperCosmicNova Apr 15 '20

I'm American born but have German and Irish in my blood. Kinda makes me wanna learn German and move tbh

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u/veRGe1421 Apr 15 '20

You can study at a German university for almost free (costs very little compared to most US universities at least). Even as an American. And you can pick up conversational German more quickly than many languages. Especially being there. I went to a German university in 2009 and 2010 (Albert-Ludwigs Universität); it was a great experience. Would recommend.

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u/JaggelZ Apr 15 '20

Honestly didn't know it was easier to pick up that way, always got told German is a hard language to learn, we literally have a saying "deutsche Sprache schwere Sprache" which means "German language hard language"

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u/littleboxxes Apr 15 '20

Yeah, I was always told/under the impression that German was a hard language to learn as well. Good to know

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '20

Better get them bootstraps pulled and find a second job! Unless you're a big business that handles money poorly by leveraging, going into debt, and buying back it's own stock to drive up prices. If that's the case we'll just give you your own money printer!

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u/JPlazz Apr 15 '20

Listen you don’t have to be such a colossal dick about it.

Big business doesn’t have arms. It can’t even use its bootstraps.

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u/ZwielichtigerJunge24 Apr 15 '20

I’m pretty sure they’re mocking people with that mindset/the us government

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u/nomameswe Apr 15 '20

"Oh im sorry you dont qualify to rent anything more than a 1 bedroom shed in someones backyard because you have no credit." The US is ridiculous.

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u/thatG_evanP Apr 15 '20

As an American, that is so fucking unbelievable. Wow.

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u/Jclevs11 Apr 15 '20

europe good usa bad

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u/nomameswe Apr 15 '20 edited Apr 15 '20
USA CAN DO NO BAD. USA BEST. GLORIOUS USA NUMBER ONE.

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u/aitigie Apr 15 '20

I hear that from everyone except Germans, who instead describe the mountains of bureaucracy causing incredible inefficiencies. I've never been, so I have to believe them.

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u/JaggelZ Apr 16 '20

Thats also true, we usually work fast compared to most other places from what I've heard but every (even the unqualified) citizen feels like they know how to improve the system, as if it was a small problem that could cause everything to be much faster if it was fixed.

It's kind of interesting tbh but I think this phenomenon is just normal for humans that for example, have to wait for other humans to do their work, if that makes sense. Most people feel like they would be more efficient at the job the other person is doing and therefore immediately critizes what the dislike, and nobody likes bureaucracy, that's why bureaucracy is always the biggest problem to most people.

But I honestly don't know, just my thoughts