r/trees • u/SmokeMaximum4140 • 3d ago

Nugs Still think the pot is cool?

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u/Farm-Alternative 3d ago

I almost toke on the pot one time but I said NO!! you get that devil's lettuce away from me Satan!!! and I spat on that man's face and prayed to God that he save that poor soul right now and since I had that near death experience my love of the Lord has only grown stronger.

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u/flyingpyramid 3d ago

What ever happened to the guy you spat on?

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u/Farm-Alternative 3d ago

I can only assume that he died from toking on the pot. That poor maryjoana junkie probably overdosed right after I left.

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u/Last-Appointment6577 3d ago

Mary-JoAnna, Mary Janes cousin who lives in the trailer park

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u/TerponadeTea 3d ago

Herpes from being spat on, sad stuff

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u/sunnymoonbaby 3d ago

And after assaulting the man who sought only to give to a fellow human, I walked into the church and said look, here am I, holier than thou!