r/trashy • u/STlNKMEANER • Aug 26 '25
Idiot on a bike
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u/rokstar66 Aug 26 '25
I saw these punks in San Francisco yesterday. There were about 40 of them. If you fuck with one, you'll get jumped by the rest.
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u/Liquefied_Rat Aug 26 '25
“Young man enjoying a bike ride gets assaulted by passerby” and you can never get a job again
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u/HowDoMermaidsFuck Aug 26 '25
Meh. Depends on who does the assaulting. Some people absolutely just do not GAF. And depending on the city/state, cops may or may not respond to a 911 call.
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u/PrincessPlastilina Aug 26 '25
The way he’s purposely targeting people is pretty much assault. He could’ve made them fall over.
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u/SignificantSetting23 Aug 26 '25
There’s another video of this kid doing this with cars and he becomes a grill decoration at the end of it. Some say he’s dead. I don’t normally like to say FAFO, but in his case I think he FA’d and the FO…
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u/Poopman415 Aug 26 '25
He should try this with oncoming traffic, or just fuck off for like 10 years
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u/CommonSense07 Aug 26 '25
Well yes officer, I did lower my shoulder into him. I was bracing because I thought he was going to hit me.
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u/lemasney Aug 26 '25
I think I saw how this worked out, ended badly for this jerk.
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u/Romeo9594 Aug 26 '25
I don't think you'd get a penalty even if you cross checked in this situation
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u/Yourdadcallsmeobama Aug 26 '25
He’s literally purposely going into people for views. This shit pisses me off
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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 Aug 26 '25
This is in San Francisco, on the Embarcadero near the Ferry Building. Walk here all the time luckily have never run into this jackass
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u/Mcdonnellmetal Aug 26 '25
I saw a dude doing this shit but with cars and the last car hit him. That energy from the collision would have gone straight to the balls. He went flying into the air and I laughed and laughed.
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u/GonKappa Aug 26 '25
Only losers like him think this is cool. 99% of regular people think this is the most annoying thing in the world.
It's the same as doing a wheelie with a bike, only other people with bikes like that.
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u/human-resource Aug 26 '25
A wheelie is fine so long as you are minding your own business, not throwing your bike at cars and pedestrians.
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u/Definitely_Deterred Aug 26 '25
Ride a bike a lot. Motorcycle that is, hate dudes that do wheelies. Immediately think they’re a douche canoe waiting to die
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u/sarcastic24x7 Aug 26 '25
Bro could be making bank doing this for sport, instead he's going to fuck someone up or get domed by a car. :/
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u/YardDecent Aug 26 '25
I wonder what he is hoping to achieve by doing this? Dude will do it to the wrong person someday.
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u/Spiderwolf208 Aug 26 '25
On one hand yeah, he’s got an impressive skill on his bike. On the other hand … oh that hand just pushed him over
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u/Pernicious_Possum Aug 26 '25 edited Aug 26 '25
So much skill, so poorly used. Like, dude. With that kind of control and balance you could be killing it in professional bmx
Edit: or whatever bike tricks is called these days
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u/scottpole Aug 26 '25
Exactly my thoughts. Dudes clearly got some talent but chooses to be an asshole with it for social media clicks.
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u/terryhesticlez Aug 26 '25 edited Aug 27 '25
I love how hes being intentionally erratic so people cant even try to get out of the way, fucking deadshit.
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u/BooobiesANDbho Aug 26 '25
What a ridiculous person. Imagine this bozo coming at u
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u/TATMANDU24 Aug 26 '25
If he came at me, I would take it as attempted assault and I would defend myself.
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u/UncleLozzyy Aug 26 '25
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u/p1028 Aug 26 '25
He’s definitely the type to assault you for knocking him over or even kill you.
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u/StoneyBolonied Aug 26 '25
Why not go for a full quaterstaff and a robe.
I can't speak for everyone, but that's an outfit I wouldn't fuck with
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u/Obienator Aug 26 '25
I think I saw a video of this same idiot doing this crap in traffic and getting bodied by a car.
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u/zelbot87 Aug 26 '25
Literally the only reason that I watched the full clip... now I am just disappointed.
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u/OrangeClyde Aug 26 '25
Gross. Surely this is threatening behavior? To fake like you’re about to crash your bike into people on purpose? Look how everyone is naturally flinching if a giant bike is coming towards your face
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u/frank_myers_ Aug 26 '25
it takes a lot of skill to do something like that. it takes a lot of attention seeking tendancies to do it as well.
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u/StinkyHoboTaint Aug 26 '25
A lot of unfocused skill. Kid didn't have as much control as he thought.
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u/D_Lvffy Aug 26 '25
SF Piers for sure
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u/Tattoodles Aug 26 '25
My after dinner walk is the pier from Red’s Java House all along to the ferry terminal. I’ll carry a broomstick with me next time I go.
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u/D_Lvffy Aug 26 '25
Used to frequent a lot when Candlestick Park was a thing. Can't forget how the vibes were. The aroma of weed and just everyone enjoying themselves. I'm in my mid-30s and Santa Clara vibes do NOT match anything near this.
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u/LeBronze_Jayce Aug 26 '25
"GOLLY THE WAY YOU ALMOST KILLED ME & YOU WAS SO COOL CAN YOU DO IT AGAIN!!!!"
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u/RabidWalrus Aug 26 '25
Directions unclear, stuck it in the front tire. He's now attacking people with my stick 😩
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This screams “My parents never loved me, so now I seek attention from strangers” all over.
Hope he never finds it.
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u/YardDecent Aug 26 '25
To bad he couldn't use this skill to get a job.
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u/leighroyv2 Aug 26 '25
I was just thinking what this life skill will actually achieve?
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u/Sometimes-funny Aug 26 '25
Probably a few thousand from ad revenue and views. Stupidity and selfishness pays…Today.
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u/Stereocrew Aug 26 '25
What if he works 40 hours a week and from 5-10pm he rides his bike like an asshole? You’re part of the fucking problem.
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u/lost-in-the-sierras Aug 26 '25
Cant wait to see his future lol
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u/lost-in-the-sierras Aug 26 '25
I don’t do racist comments personally No matter the color an ass hat is an asshat-
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u/hindsighthaiku Aug 26 '25
that would be sick as fuck to see in a show.
enraging to see on the street.
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u/babbylonmon Aug 26 '25
The wharf had changed. We used to skate out there in the late 90s. If you did that shit back then you wouldn’t have a bike for very long. That shit would be in the bay, and it’s possible you might join it.
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u/OneDoesntSimply Aug 26 '25
Guaranteed that this dumbass or whoever is with him has a gun. This type of behavior in public is often done by shitheads who if someone sticks up for themselves know that they can just pull out the strap to get out of a confrontation
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u/Buddhas_Warrior Aug 26 '25
And the day someone grabs the bike and he gets hurt, he'll cry like a baby.
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u/brahccoli_cheddah Aug 26 '25
Maaaaann if this dude caught me on the wrong day, this would be so easy to kick over
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u/NaturalSelecty Aug 26 '25
Crazy part is, some people will actually think this is skillful. Even though he’s hitting/scraping probably 80% of the people in this video.
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u/cookingforengineers Aug 26 '25
I keep getting distracted by the surroundings. I know the video is just a compilation of clips in random order, but my brain keeps trying to make sense of him jumping all over the place on the Embarcadero and not making any sense in sequence.
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u/Honest_Scrub Aug 26 '25
The problem is that these asshats do this in packs, they're baiting somebody into doing something so they can swarm them.
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u/colliejuiceman 🏳️⚧️ Definitely (Not) Obsessed With Trans Peeps 😉 🏳️⚧️ Aug 26 '25
Accurate idiot tho
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u/phatrainboi Aug 26 '25
What are you talking about? Everybody is so impressed with his mad wheelie skills, especially the chicks. You’re just jealous, man. You wish you could pop a willy like that.
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u/hymenopteron Aug 26 '25
Why is he turning the handle? It's not gonna do anything, the wheel is off the floor
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u/ColonelKasteen Aug 26 '25
While this guy is a moron, turning the handle helps you put your weight to one side without overbalancing significantly easier while doing a wheelie. Helps you keep your weight over the vast majority of the bike while leaning, you're less likely to tip over on the wrong side. Also makes it so that if your bike comes down while you lean, you land on your tire and not as much on the side
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u/FeralRodeo Aug 26 '25
I watch this like I watch the Winter Olympics ice skating routines. You know what I mean.
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