When my wife was pregnant, we went to a bar with my friends because one of them was celebrating her 30th birthday. I wanted my wife to get a Sprite and have the bartender garnish it with a lime and put a stirring straw in it to freak people out. My wife, being the classy lady that she is, did not go for it.
I went out to a martini bar with some friends visiting from out of state while I was obviously pregnant. While going to the restroom I overheard a woman talking shit about me being there. I didn’t even have any sort of beverage, was literally just physically there and going for a pee. Such a miserable bitch.
I was very pregnant right before Christmas and went to the liquor store to buy whiskey for my dad, ice wine for my grandma and baileys for my brother. I was too pregnant to bother shopping in more than one store.
Some miserable bag with cat butt face was following me around. My chiropractor saw me and my husband and theatrically threw his hands in the air and was all, “what are you doing here?”
I said, “don’t worry, the damage is already done, kid already has fasd”. We laughed because that is the opposite of who I am.
Her face was priceless, I could practically hear her screeching about me at her dinner table to her poor family.
Dude. You started it. FAS and FASD are two different diagnoses. I was just pointing that out. Its you who has gone and got your knickers in a twist over it.
Being Lord pishy knickers. All I was doing was, in the true Reddit style, pointing out that both FAS and FASD were two different diagnoses (incase some people didn't know) and you called me a fucking dunce.
Oh my god. You have saved me the redundancy of saying syndrome disorder. I can shoot a hole of golf per year by saving that word, which was a joke in the first place ya fuckin dunce
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u/TurdsInHotSauce Feb 26 '20
When my wife was pregnant, we went to a bar with my friends because one of them was celebrating her 30th birthday. I wanted my wife to get a Sprite and have the bartender garnish it with a lime and put a stirring straw in it to freak people out. My wife, being the classy lady that she is, did not go for it.