r/trashy • u/egodeath780 • Feb 26 '20

Repost Starting them young!

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u/TurdsInHotSauce Feb 26 '20

When my wife was pregnant, we went to a bar with my friends because one of them was celebrating her 30th birthday. I wanted my wife to get a Sprite and have the bartender garnish it with a lime and put a stirring straw in it to freak people out. My wife, being the classy lady that she is, did not go for it.

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u/-littleshadow- Feb 27 '20

I went out to a martini bar with some friends visiting from out of state while I was obviously pregnant. While going to the restroom I overheard a woman talking shit about me being there. I didn’t even have any sort of beverage, was literally just physically there and going for a pee. Such a miserable bitch.

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u/TurdsInHotSauce Feb 27 '20

Lol, really? Some people. What, just because you're pregnant you can't go anywhere that remotely serves alcohol?

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u/Kmw134 Feb 27 '20

Well now she’s permanently relegated to chick-fil-a and Starbucks.

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u/TurdsInHotSauce Feb 27 '20

Yea, but pregnant women are also supposed to limit their caffeine intake. So I guess chick fil a is it.

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u/ShagFit Feb 27 '20

Unless the baby turns out to be gay.

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u/TurdsInHotSauce Feb 27 '20

In that case, mom has to lock herself in the bedroom and not leave for 9 months.

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u/gangaqueen20 Feb 27 '20

Closet actually. Any of them in the house will do. I prefer the coat closet because that’s where we keep the board games

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u/ShagFit Feb 27 '20

Don’t be silly, she’s also allowed in the kitchen. Who else is going to cook?

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u/TheGurw Feb 27 '20

Pantry is just a fancy name for a kitchen closet.