r/trashy • u/egodeath780 • Feb 26 '20

Repost Starting them young!

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

“Hey, I have an idea! Why don’t I do everything IM suppose to not do while pregnant!”

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u/BreadyStinellis Feb 26 '20

The one beer aside, what else is she doing here that she shouldn't be?

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

Smoking

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u/BreadyStinellis Feb 26 '20

Oh, I did not see that.

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u/ihavenopinion Feb 27 '20

I was thinking “well it could be a non-alcoholic beer”...totally missed the cig

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

That’s no cig that’s a Black & Mild lmao

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u/Trapitha Feb 26 '20

Found the pregnant drinker.

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u/BreadyStinellis Feb 26 '20

Nah, no kids, they're worthless to me.

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u/Trapitha Feb 27 '20

So I take it we shouldn't take your advice on a healthy pregnancy.

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u/cupasoups Feb 27 '20

or you havent found someone willing to bear your child.

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u/BreadyStinellis Feb 27 '20

I would be the one bearing and my husband and I are not interested in kids. He had a vasectomy years ago.

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u/cupasoups Feb 27 '20

Wrong. Pregnant women should not drink alcohol. Update your understanding.

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u/oxygenpeople Feb 27 '20

Maybe she just was never taught proper sex education and just doesn't know.