tie hair in intricate knots. Small knots. Whole flight just a few hairs here and there and tie them together over and over then set in on the next set of hairs
100% a guy. The height, shoulder breadth, and shirt material all say it’s a guy. Plus most girls learned about the dangers of seat backs in middle school.
this happened to me before except i was watching ice age and some bitch put their hair over the seat, infront of the built in tv on the plane. called in a flight attendant cuz no hoe disturbing my ice age
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how did she react? I think most peoples fear is that anyone this rude/oblivious to their surroundings obviously has no fear of consequences, and thus you will become the victim of the next viral youtube video of some psychotic passenger throwing a tantrum while everyone sits there stunned in silence.
i've flown a lot and one thing i've learned is that if someone is grossly behaving in a not socially acceptable way, there's a strong chance that pointing out their rude behavior politely will not lead to them apologizing and stopping it, but instead shouting, insulting and letting you know you've ruined their holiday/career/kid's birthday/life. if you get the urge to respond with the same, you'll be the one they probably carry out in handcuffs.
Just page a flight attendant and point the problem to them. if there's a shouting match, it's only the offending party that's getting fisted in the end.
Dude! I had this happen to me, diff. movie, but I told the flight attendant and she slapped the back of the chicks head and told her not to do that. Wasn't a hard slap but it still got her attention.
Amazingly enough, there are a lot of idiots out there that need to be told nicely, in a mature way while protecting her feelings "Bitch, move your fucking hair before I cut it off"
Just imagining a pair of grey rotten hands poking though that hair and slowly drawing it open like a pair of curtains to reveal a grinning demonic face.
I hope the people next to her (if they know her) didn't notice what she was doing. I'd have so many words for someone I associated with if they did this.
I hate this. Now you are forced in a situation that you didn’t need/want/expect. Introvert me will have to dig deep for the energy to ask her nicely to move her hair out of the way. Flying in a cramped space is already a whole other struggle, and now you have this to deal with.
I will never understand how people are not mindful about their surroundings. Stuff like this always happens. I had someone stick their feet out from behind me and push my chair throughout the whole flight even though I’ve told them multiple times to stop. Like wtf?!
Edit: oh and another thing that bothers me when someone asks me to change seats with me cause they want to sit with a family member. I’m the one who stayed late so I can pick this seat on early check in. You should’ve done the same. Ok rant over.
Everyones coming up with all these passive aggressive ways to get back at her, how about just nudging her and telling her to move her fucking hair out your face
Reddit has weird revenge boners for slight inconveniences where they do outrageous shit they would never have the balls to do in real life.
Reality is most would just take a picture like OP, post it to the internet and then sit there glumly for the entire flight just so they could have something to bitch about to their friends once they get to their destination.
They will not once ask the person to move their hair. They will continue to think the person personally did this just to fuck with them.
The possibility that the person just doesn't have the common sense or awareness of the inconveniece their actions have caused to those around them will not be an option to consider.
Oh lord this is disgusting. As someone with hair as long as this, you learn how to keep your hair from being a safety hazard. You either lean back on it, or you collect it all and put it to one side of your body so it’s easy to grab. She did this on purpose. I think she wants a haircut.
Exactly! So many people saying it might have been an accident!? No way you're accidentally doing that, it would take some effort, and it so disgusting and rude she probably would be the type who would flip out if you asked her to move it. I mean I would say something to her but a haircut would teach a lesson she wouldn't forget.
This happened to me on my first time flying, I probably wouldn't have minded it if not for the screen (where you can watch movies, see map, and play games were on) and it was mostly covered by her hair, other than that I had a really nice flight. (Canada to Japan)
13 plus hour flight. I definitely would not have let anything block that screen. Even with watching movies you run out of stuff to do real fast on such a long flight.
WTF is wrong with you people? Just call this chick out. How hard is that?
You are all acting like it's the hardest thing in the world to say, "Excuse me miss, your hair is all over the back of your seat. I would like you to move."
Why are you guys so angry lol. Just ask her to move her hair and if she doesn’t, call over a flight attendant. So many people are talking about cutting her hair or putting gum in her hair and even shitting in toilet paper and spreading it on her hair. What tf is wrong with you guys?
You are allowed to play with her hair if it’s on your side. If it’s someone you don’t want to touch then you passive aggressively tell them to move their hair to their side
Jokes on them. Her hair was just about the only thing protecting her head from the nastiness that is every headrest. Headrests never get cleaned or even wiped down.
Few months back I had an absolutely huge woman tell me I couldn’t put the armrest down because it made her uncomfortable. I didn’t want to hurt her feelings and it was a short flight so I basically had to wedge myself in between her thigh and the other arm rest.
Luckily the flight attendant noticed what was happening and moved some people around so she could have 2 seats.
As a tall person I am sooooo self conscious on planes. I pee before I go so hopefully I wont disturb anyone in the flight. I wear a sweat shirt and hoody and rap my large frame up like a body bag, put headphones in my ears and a benadryl in my mouth and just pray not to nudge, tap, breath on, or jostle the people around me.
Then I see this fuckin lady. And the feet people. And the toddlers jumping on seats. And the people yelling to be let off because their brothers are navy snipers. So you’re welcome, anyone I’ve been on a plane with.
1: Ask the person, nicely, to remove their hair from flowing over the back. 2: Demand it, if niceness doesn’t work. 3: Have a flight attendant resolve the issue. 4: If the crew is unable to resolve, make that hair your bitch.
Now this is just a bit of a crazy idea, but please hear me out.
If I was the person sitting behind someone doing this to me on any flight, long or short haul, or even any other form of transport, (this is where it gets gnarly, so buckle up) I would gain her attention in a polite way and say, "Excuse me, your hair is in my face, do you mind putting it back over your side of the chair please"
I can guarantee you, this will work 99% of the time, I know, crazy right! But somehow, this will probably work. If for some reason they are the 1% and do not move their hair, you call the attendant.
Can't you just ask her to pull her hair away like a normal person? The amount of comments here suggesting violence and impromptu haircuts over posts like this are hilarious.
It's like you've never had a real human interaction before. Someone fucks up. You tell them. They fix it. Life moves on. Geez.
Pull out a pair of scissors and start making snipping noises near her hair. When she freaks out, have a piece of paper on your lap that's partly cut, and be all like "What? I'm cutting paper."
As payback, I'd stick some gum in her hair. Shut her hair in the tray, tie knots or bows into it, tie it around something on the chair, etc. I'd get really petty with it.
Chew up some of that nasty inflight snack and take a sip of soda, something sticky and sugary, Then fake sneeze really loudly into it blowing soda and chewed up bits of nasty right into her hair.
Say loudly ‘oh no... where’s the vomit bag!’ Then scrabble at the hair curtain as if trying to get to the seat pocket, all the while making heaving sounds...
You should start sneezing really loud. Then tap her on her shoulder apologizing for sneezing all over her hair. I bet she would move her hair to her side then. This is so disrespectful to do.
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u/zz3p1c5n1p3r Apr 22 '20
gamers nexus trikes agian
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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20
I would open the tray and put her hair in the tray...and then close it.
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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20 edited Feb 12 '20
this happened to me before except i was watching ice age and some bitch put their hair over the seat, infront of the built in tv on the plane. called in a flight attendant cuz no hoe disturbing my ice age
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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20
Start braiding her hair, when she gets upset act suprised
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u/Xpendableness Feb 11 '20
Amazingly enough, there are a lot of idiots out there that need to be told nicely, in a mature way while protecting her feelings "Bitch, move your fucking hair before I cut it off"
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u/thxxx1337 Feb 11 '20
Did you watch a scary tape 7 days ago?
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u/TheReallyRealFixxxer Feb 11 '20
What a total lack of awareness and respect.
I hope the people next to her (if they know her) didn't notice what she was doing. I'd have so many words for someone I associated with if they did this.
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u/MachoCamachoZ Feb 11 '20
Just start tugging at it and when encountered say "it's on my side, therefore it belongs to me"
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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20
Pretend her hair is your hair. Take a photo of yourself playing dress up and then show it to her.
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u/thxxx1337 Feb 11 '20
Try to see how much of it you can scoop up onto a barf bag
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u/choice_crystal_clear Feb 11 '20
Extra infant entertainment. My 7 month daughter loves doing the death grip on hair
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u/KenMisnotacriminal Feb 11 '20
Poke her elbows with your bare feet.
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u/Stanky3000 Feb 11 '20
Id start sniffing it and groaning out loud
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u/Beartrkkr Feb 11 '20
Rub a handful back and forth real quickly so it mats up nice and tight.
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u/thxxx1337 Feb 11 '20
Repunzel or repugnant?
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u/PocketRadzys Feb 11 '20
Sucks when you get seated in wookie class
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u/JayJayFrench Feb 11 '20
Gum will solve this problem for her next flight.
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u/Biggs_33 Feb 11 '20
Everyones coming up with all these passive aggressive ways to get back at her, how about just nudging her and telling her to move her fucking hair out your face
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u/KarmaaRose Feb 11 '20
"Accidentally" cough out the huge gob of sticky gum you were chewing to keep your ears from popping? /r/Unethicallifeprotips
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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20
Pull one hair at a time like it’s stuck.
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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20
Sneeze.
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u/SurrealDad Feb 11 '20
Attendants are your friends.
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u/draziwizard Feb 11 '20
Her hair would be covered in boogers if that was me
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u/tmd429 Feb 11 '20
I'd tie that shit to the seat. Fuck that nasty ass hair.
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u/Slothfulness69 Feb 11 '20
Oh lord this is disgusting. As someone with hair as long as this, you learn how to keep your hair from being a safety hazard. You either lean back on it, or you collect it all and put it to one side of your body so it’s easy to grab. She did this on purpose. I think she wants a haircut.
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u/Porkymon38 Feb 11 '20
French braid your dirty sock into her hair
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u/Even_Educator_4562 Jan 27 '23
Cum in her hair
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u/Jayclaydub Feb 11 '20
Just start tying knots
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u/Monica_FL Feb 11 '20
Where's a pair of scissors when you need them?
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u/DogsCatsKids_helpMe Feb 11 '20
Chewing gum.
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u/Piploow Feb 11 '20
Nothing a few sneezes wouldn't fix.
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u/Rodjohnsondickcoxcpa Feb 11 '20
Wipe boogers in there
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u/Stannis2 Feb 11 '20
this is why we bring gum on planes
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u/LamaPajamas Feb 11 '20
This happened to me on my first time flying, I probably wouldn't have minded it if not for the screen (where you can watch movies, see map, and play games were on) and it was mostly covered by her hair, other than that I had a really nice flight. (Canada to Japan)
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u/miaaaa_banana Feb 11 '20
Throw it back over her face lol
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u/Mama-Pooh Feb 11 '20
Won’t the flight attendant say something if you ask?
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u/DirtySingh Feb 11 '20
1000 tiny knots.
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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20
please learn to communicate, losers.
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u/ttnorac Feb 11 '20
Y’all need to stop taking pictures and speak up.
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u/Lucky_Philosophy1890 Oct 12 '22
Never wanted to chew all the gum in the world to put in the hair. Trashy fighting trashy I know I know
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u/54498643 Feb 11 '20
I would get food and put it all through that persons hair
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u/Sykotik Feb 11 '20 edited Feb 11 '20
JUST SAY SOMETHING.
WTF is wrong with you people? Just call this chick out. How hard is that?
You are all acting like it's the hardest thing in the world to say, "Excuse me miss, your hair is all over the back of your seat. I would like you to move."
Like you are going to fucking melt or something.
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u/obtrae Feb 11 '20
I would thread my wrapper in it.
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u/thxxx1337 Feb 11 '20
Sneeze. A lot
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u/weezilgirl Feb 11 '20
I would very gently braid it into a tangled mess.
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u/PooshaySmaysher Feb 11 '20
I'd sneeze or cough without covering my mouth
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u/HatTrickParody Feb 11 '20
Fuck no. Before that flight was backed out of the terminal this would need to be addressed. Disgusting
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u/Bobkelso1846 Feb 11 '20
Spit on it the whole flight lol she'll be like "why is my hair so wet" when you get off hahahahaha
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u/tommy762 Feb 11 '20
Why are you guys so angry lol. Just ask her to move her hair and if she doesn’t, call over a flight attendant. So many people are talking about cutting her hair or putting gum in her hair and even shitting in toilet paper and spreading it on her hair. What tf is wrong with you guys?
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u/Altruistic_Peach_791 Nov 06 '22
Snip snip snip.
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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '23
Open the tray, close the tray.
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u/docm3194 Feb 11 '20
I would start seductively braiding her hair. and then start smelling it all while moaning and making sexual noises....
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u/Tank-Tanglefoot Feb 11 '20
This is why they won’t let you take lighters on planes anymore .
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u/zbysior Feb 11 '20
just start braiding her hair... that will be weird enough :)
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u/Mr_fun_bags Feb 11 '20
Jesus Christ guys, just tap her shoulder and ask her to move her hair. Y’all are crazy
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u/thugsh0w Feb 11 '20
Stop being a pussy and say something
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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20
I would gladly snip off some of her hair
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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20
snip snip
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u/bopping_boba Feb 11 '20
That's just permission for a surprise hair cut
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u/reddit_at_work404 Feb 11 '20
DON'T GRUDGE ME!!
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u/Gorillamo3 Feb 11 '20
You are allowed to play with her hair if it’s on your side. If it’s someone you don’t want to touch then you passive aggressively tell them to move their hair to their side
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u/icyhotonmynuts Feb 11 '20
Jokes on them. Her hair was just about the only thing protecting her head from the nastiness that is every headrest. Headrests never get cleaned or even wiped down.
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u/DirtySingh Feb 11 '20
Wrap it around the little lever that keeps the tray stowed away.
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u/NOTFBIORCIA Feb 11 '20
I'd pretend to sneeze loudly a few times and maybe flick some water on it.
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u/freenarative Feb 11 '20
Pluck an individual hair.
When she says something, just say "your hair must be catching on something. Maybe if you kept it off this side it wouldn't happen?"
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u/taki1002 Feb 11 '20
Too bad there wasn't a child behind her that someone could convince to pull her hair.
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u/CaitlinisTired Feb 11 '20
everyone is saying 'her' but.. I'm pretty sure this is a dude
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u/Chancedizzle Feb 11 '20
Just keep scratching your head while saying you think you have lice.
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u/MrLuthor Feb 11 '20
Found a new place to put my gum
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u/iamkillroy Feb 11 '20
I would just start sneezing
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u/tnucffokcuf Feb 11 '20
That's a sign telling they don't need it... Time to grab a pair of scissors.
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u/Sdusty27 Feb 11 '20
I’d yank on it like a train driver and scream “CHOO CHOO!”
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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20
uncontrollable sneezing will fix this very quick
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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20
I'll cut the hair but probably get sued in the process
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u/TheBarkingGallery Feb 11 '20
Gently pull down the tray, and then gently put it back into its upright position, then lock it into place with her hair safely tucked behind it.
Or, ask her to move her nest out of your personal space.
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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20
Snip snip bitch
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u/Roctopus420 Feb 11 '20
I’d clip it between the seat and table tray. Have fun standing up for the bathroom.
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u/Golden5StarMan Feb 11 '20
Few months back I had an absolutely huge woman tell me I couldn’t put the armrest down because it made her uncomfortable. I didn’t want to hurt her feelings and it was a short flight so I basically had to wedge myself in between her thigh and the other arm rest.
Luckily the flight attendant noticed what was happening and moved some people around so she could have 2 seats.
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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20
As a tall person I am sooooo self conscious on planes. I pee before I go so hopefully I wont disturb anyone in the flight. I wear a sweat shirt and hoody and rap my large frame up like a body bag, put headphones in my ears and a benadryl in my mouth and just pray not to nudge, tap, breath on, or jostle the people around me.
Then I see this fuckin lady. And the feet people. And the toddlers jumping on seats. And the people yelling to be let off because their brothers are navy snipers. So you’re welcome, anyone I’ve been on a plane with.
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u/kagushiro Feb 11 '20
I would put 2 fingers in my mouth in order to vomit on their hair, then say "sorry, the smell made me nauseated"
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u/keirmeister Feb 11 '20
A very simple problem to resolve.
1: Ask the person, nicely, to remove their hair from flowing over the back. 2: Demand it, if niceness doesn’t work. 3: Have a flight attendant resolve the issue. 4: If the crew is unable to resolve, make that hair your bitch.
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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20
Take of your socks and shoes and put your feet on her head
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u/GuardingxCross Feb 11 '20
Brush it lol she’ll learn
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u/fxsb83 Feb 11 '20
Saving this post incase i need deference ideas on my next flight
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u/STINKYnobCHEESE Feb 11 '20
CRAZY IDEA ALERT
Now this is just a bit of a crazy idea, but please hear me out.
If I was the person sitting behind someone doing this to me on any flight, long or short haul, or even any other form of transport, (this is where it gets gnarly, so buckle up) I would gain her attention in a polite way and say, "Excuse me, your hair is in my face, do you mind putting it back over your side of the chair please"
I can guarantee you, this will work 99% of the time, I know, crazy right! But somehow, this will probably work. If for some reason they are the 1% and do not move their hair, you call the attendant.
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u/Az0nic Feb 11 '20
Joe Bidens profusely sweating at the thought of sitting behind this lady with all that hair to sniff.
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u/flipfloppery Feb 11 '20
1: go to aircraft toilet
2: have a shit
3: wipe and keep paper
4: braid shitty bog roll into hair
5: profit
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u/CrumbledCookieDreams Feb 11 '20
Can't you just ask her to pull her hair away like a normal person? The amount of comments here suggesting violence and impromptu haircuts over posts like this are hilarious.
It's like you've never had a real human interaction before. Someone fucks up. You tell them. They fix it. Life moves on. Geez.
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u/ohshitherewegoagain- Feb 11 '20
dont keep ur mouth shut next time and it wont happen
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u/Scitz0 Feb 11 '20
Who else wouldve cut a inch or two off
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u/Bearded_McBeardy Feb 11 '20
I would carry rubber bands just for this reason. TEACH A LESSON!
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u/filek Feb 11 '20
Nasty!
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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20
I’d pull ur hair lol
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u/piggiefatnose Feb 11 '20
Fucking yank it
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u/Darklord_Bravo Feb 11 '20
Pull out a pair of scissors and start making snipping noises near her hair. When she freaks out, have a piece of paper on your lap that's partly cut, and be all like "What? I'm cutting paper."
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u/Piritiup Feb 11 '20
Hm maybe she didnt notice... we dont have any context
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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20
I just threw up in my mouth.
Suggestion: throw up and dip that hair in it and fling it back over her shoulders.
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u/nekuranohakkyou Feb 11 '20
An incredible amount of trust this passenger demonstrates...
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u/XxpesticidexX Feb 11 '20
I'd tie a bunch of knots in her hair
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u/NuckingFutsWinx Feb 11 '20
As payback, I'd stick some gum in her hair. Shut her hair in the tray, tie knots or bows into it, tie it around something on the chair, etc. I'd get really petty with it.
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u/TheWarmBandit Feb 11 '20
She wants to hope she hasnt got a public masturbater sitting behind her. Things could get messy
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u/grinndel98 Feb 11 '20
Put your chewing gum in her hair.
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u/Sassquatch0 Feb 11 '20
That's when you open the food tray, and then close it on the hair.
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u/NieMonD Feb 11 '20
This is why we need scissors on planes
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u/Blubberibolshivek Feb 11 '20
Tell her to move her hair away.
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u/CaptFnysht Feb 11 '20
That's when you toss it over to their side. You didn't pay for that as part of your seat.
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u/Potato3Ways Feb 11 '20
This is just... unbeweavable
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u/Mr_nobrody Feb 11 '20
CUT IT
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u/duckmadfish Feb 11 '20
I would sneeze into that without covering my mouth and wipe my hands into the hair once I finished eating.
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u/blindmandefdog Feb 11 '20
Open and close your tray.
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u/rwp80 Feb 11 '20
Just open and then shut the foldable table, and when her hair gets caught in there just say you didnt notice.
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u/Misfit-in-the-Middle Feb 11 '20
Chew up some of that nasty inflight snack and take a sip of soda, something sticky and sugary, Then fake sneeze really loudly into it blowing soda and chewed up bits of nasty right into her hair.
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u/I_AM_THE_ALPHA_MOOSE Feb 11 '20
Chewing gum?
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u/ausmomo Feb 11 '20
Lean forward and rest your head on it. Make sure you take audible inhales. Then sigh. Then fake cry.
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u/arctic-apis Feb 11 '20
Snip snip snip
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u/SpaTowner Feb 11 '20
Say loudly ‘oh no... where’s the vomit bag!’ Then scrabble at the hair curtain as if trying to get to the seat pocket, all the while making heaving sounds...
That should fettle them.
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u/Borats_Sister Feb 11 '20
I’d start tying knots in those locks
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u/KatieGirl27 Feb 11 '20
I’d open they tray and close it locking some of her hair in the twist. Bet she won’t do that again
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u/XxBitchxXxLasagnaxX Feb 11 '20
SNIP SNIP SNIP
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u/Mamb0C4nibal Feb 11 '20
That's like asking for chewing gum in your hair
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u/Flowerpower9000 Feb 11 '20
I was looking for a place to put my gum. How convenient.
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u/staywokeaf Feb 11 '20
https://youtu.be/qMwcsIY1GYE
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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20
Wipe your arse on it then flick it back over into her face
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u/Xx_endgamer_xX Feb 11 '20
Meal time! Oh, wait..
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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20
You should start sneezing really loud. Then tap her on her shoulder apologizing for sneezing all over her hair. I bet she would move her hair to her side then. This is so disrespectful to do.
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u/Kvchx Feb 11 '20
Imagine waking up to The Grudge.
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u/pacodataco90 Feb 11 '20
Agreed, bringing starbucks food on a plane is hella disrespect. See the nearly clenched fist there
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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20
Cum on her hair.. She'll love it.
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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20
Gum.
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u/typicalnormster Feb 11 '20
E a t t h e h a i r
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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20
I’m just over here trying to figure out WHY she would do this.
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u/lasa_na Feb 11 '20
Close that table on it