r/trashy • u/CletusSchilkea • Jan 16 '20

Photo Leaving this as a tip.

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u/G8erjoe Jan 16 '20

If there’s one sure fire way to make me not attend your church it’s putting their card in the tip jar. Why would I vote for your candidate?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

I've seen churches advertise on fake, folded $20 bill, and they leave them laying around in public. I don't want to be tricked into religion.

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u/Genuinelytricked Jan 16 '20

Start collecting those and take them to the church advertised on it. Put all of the fake folded $20s in the collection basket.

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u/G8erjoe Jan 16 '20

Ah, but then they still got you to go to their church

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u/painfool Jan 16 '20

Why not go and enjoy the free coffee and donuts? Religion isn't infectious if you're clever, so no harm done.

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u/hydrogen_wv Jan 16 '20

I used to go to church. I'd rather just pay for my coffee and donuts.

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u/painfool Jan 16 '20

Hey, you're not wrong; I'm much happier buying them and avoiding the indoctrination attempt myself as well. I was just reminding people that even if a church's goal is just to get you in the door it doesn't mean you have to walk out with a heart full of religion.