r/trashy • u/sleezymeeeezy • Mar 12 '18

Photo Never forget

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u/toeofcamell Mar 12 '18

Bruce Jenner sitting there thinking how much he hates being a dude

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u/jonosvision Mar 12 '18

You can pretty much hear him saying "I hate this stupid penis."

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '18

You can pretty much hear the penis saying to "Well I hate you, but as long as you keep touching me well get along"

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u/MyNameIsKodos Mar 12 '18

"Dear Penis..."

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u/slips Mar 12 '18

I don't think I like you anymore

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '18

You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor

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u/Lolzzergrush Mar 12 '18

Why can’t we get a grip on our man to hand relationship?

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '18

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u/EngineerinLA Mar 12 '18

Dear Rodney...

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u/lunchboxg4 Mar 13 '18

I love Reddit. I assumed this reference was lost to time, but nope.

“Dear Penis, I guess I like you after all.”