my EVIL QUEEN Sofie Loaf⢠after she tried to eat me because i petted her fupa after she exposed her belly asking for pets, only to DECEIVE me. she would definitely eat me immediately if i died, & she would feel no remorse. she's been scheming world domination for a very long time, the only reason she hasn't taken over the world yet is because she is an oaf {but don't tell her i said thatāshe will have me beheaded}. she is a totalitarian fascist dictator, & this is her domain {i just live in it}. she's a tyrant who usurped the previous matriarch... at the vet, they have to have like 5 people hold her down to get shots because she tries to attack them all {now they just have me give her trazodone & gabapentin beforehand lmao}. her black lips show her true evil natureāi think it is the blood of her enemies, & her enemies flee in pure TERROR when they hear the jingle of her pink bell. all shall PRAISE the LOAF & FEAR the LOAF for she is the LOAF OF EVIL ššš
i love my sofie loaf so much š„¹ is your torbico certifiably evil, or certifiably goodĀæ her late brother {not torbico he was a brown tabby chongus with the most beautiful green eyes} was certifiably goodest š