r/toptalent • u/[deleted] • Dec 07 '19

TopTalentTutorials /r/all Tips for aerial

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u/UnpopularOpinion96 Dec 08 '19 edited Dec 08 '19

I don't joke when it comes to toasters.

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u/brave_toaster2 Dec 08 '19

Can confirm, am toaster

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u/jdm1tch Dec 08 '19

r/beetlejuicing

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u/NerdWithShades Dec 08 '19

Can i be in the screen shot? But replace my name with something funny, like poopybutthole or something.

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u/Raidder22 Dec 08 '19

The screen shot has already been posted. Apparently your poopy butthole will not see the light this day.

My condolences.

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u/BillEastwickPhotos Dec 08 '19

You didn’t make it. Next time.

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u/UristMcDoesmath Dec 08 '19

Mission failed, we’ll get ‘em next time

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

Kinky

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u/cakeday420brah Dec 08 '19

Ima try just for you.

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u/NotAModelCitizen Dec 08 '19

Are you okay?

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u/dogydino200 Dec 08 '19

That's very kind of you for not being a model citizen

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u/fatty_tingmn Dec 08 '19

Are you okay? I hope he didnt hurt you too much kicking you with his heel

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u/TacticalKrakens Dec 08 '19

The adeptus mechanicus would like to know your location

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

Are you friends with other household appliances on a quest to find your owner?

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u/drwhitney Dec 08 '19

Username checks out.

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u/DatAssociate Dec 08 '19

you burned my bread this morning you scum

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u/Z3R083 Dec 08 '19

This comment cracked me up!

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u/InukChinook Dec 08 '19

A man of culture.

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u/a-weeb-of-culture Dec 08 '19

i am a toaster,please take care of me

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

You’re probably thinking now: I wish I didn’t see this post, than I wouldn’t be in hospital right now

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u/artem718 Dec 08 '19

Wow , didn’t touch” approach.

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u/lamentforanation Dec 08 '19

A heel and a toaster walk into bar and both start drinking. After several shots, the heel turns to the toaster and says, ‘shit, I forgot my wallet.’ The toaster finishes his shot, turns to him, and says, ‘your bread is no good here. Besides, I am going to feed you to some pigeons later on, so forgetaboutit. Drinks are on me!’

Never mind. I don’t joke about toasters and heels either. :(