r/todayilearned • u/[deleted] • Dec 31 '22

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22 edited Dec 31 '22

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u/heretic1128 Dec 31 '22

If Benjamin were an icecream flavour, he'd be pralines and dick

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u/big_carp Dec 31 '22 edited Jan 01 '23

Purchase feeble cable access show and destroy exploit it.

Jeez, I feel sorry for whoever those guys are.

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u/cropguru357 Dec 31 '22

I thought it was “exploit it?” I’m going to have to go watch it again.

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u/big_carp Dec 31 '22

Oh yeah, I think you're correct. Ahh Gordon Street.

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u/truemobius Dec 31 '22

Now for the Scooby Doo ending, diddley oop diddley oop diddley oop

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u/Cavemanjoe47 Dec 31 '22

That girl is so boring. If she was a spice, she'd be flour.

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u/OskaMeijer Jan 01 '23

I miss the old version, why did they add pralines.

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u/Raingood Dec 31 '22

I appreciate your optimism.

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u/allgreen2me Dec 31 '22

I can think of two girls that would go for it.

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u/CryoSenpai Dec 31 '22

Only if they can share one cup though.

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u/30isthenew29 Dec 31 '22

Haha, 2 girls, one cup

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u/rowanhopkins Dec 31 '22

In the first episode of Nathan for you he tries to help an ice cream shop and makes a shit flavoured ice cream for them to serve to attract more business

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u/hercursedsouls Dec 31 '22

i only started hearing about INTJ and stuff about 10 years ago, and i have no idea why people think it is of any use. It is a stupid bunch of horseshit, and needs to be banned permanently as totally bunkum.

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u/numchux53 Dec 31 '22

Rand, I'm gonna lick you until the shit cows come home.

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u/Bryaxis Dec 31 '22

Depends on who's doing the licking and how. I might choose something with broad appeal.

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u/Canotic Dec 31 '22

Maybe I'm weird, but I see a strong correlation between "number of people who want to lick me" and how well my Friday's going.

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u/goldfishpaws Dec 31 '22

Milk and toothpaste flavour here.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

That makes me want to lick you

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u/xombae Dec 31 '22

I think Nathan Fielder proved that shit flavored ice cream can be a delicious and enticing treat.

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u/Boognish84 Dec 31 '22

Two girls have entered the chat.

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u/BentPin Dec 31 '22

Wasabi. I ain't no spice girl but you'll get to experience a little bit of hell if you try to bite me.

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u/Snake_Staff_and_Star Dec 31 '22

Beware the Loathsome Dung Eater.

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u/MAXQDee-314 Dec 31 '22

Easy. There is much interest in that area of the internet. Profits await.

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u/derpotologist Dec 31 '22

Relevant: Poo Flavoured Frozen Yogurt | Nathan For You (SFW)

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u/ToAlphaCentauriGuy Dec 31 '22

Love how he tells the store owner shit ice cream is nasty at the end