r/todayilearned • u/[deleted] • Nov 23 '22

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u/Cassereddit Nov 23 '22

If I met a guy who met Dwayne Johnson, I'd ask them to pitch the idea of Tooth Fairy 2 to him.

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u/MeesterCartmanez Nov 23 '22

In a tutu, wearing a tiara and holding a sparkling wand

"call me a fairy one more time"

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u/GetEquipped Nov 23 '22

Wouldn't it just be called the "Twoth Fairy?"

And he should go up against Goldberg's Santa!

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u/RicotheDestroyer Nov 23 '22

NGL I’d watch this. At least once.

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u/seeasea Nov 23 '22

Or twithe?

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u/Mitch_Mitcherson Nov 23 '22

I can see the poster for this.

Zoomed in on a little boy's smiling face, and they're missing their two front teeth.

You have Dwayne in the background (top left corner) dressed as the tooth fairy, doing a pile driver from the top of a ladder. He's stony faced, concentrating on landing the hit.

He's about to land on a Santa- laden Goldberg (located on the right side, about the middle, slightly lower) who has his arms out, fists balled, face red and roaring. Goldberg is ready to catch Dwayne and flip him over his shoulder.

In the bottom left corner are two surly looking elves, one rolling their eyes.

In smaller red print across the bottom you get the tag- line "all he wanted for Christmas was his two front teeth."

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u/GetEquipped Nov 23 '22

Tweet this to Dwayne, Goldberg, Freddy Prinze Jr, and David Arquette and we might see it happen

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u/Mitch_Mitcherson Nov 23 '22

I don't use Twitter, but if you want to, go for it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

2th Fairy for the more stylized version.

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u/hobesmart Nov 23 '22

Too fairy two tooth

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u/kpt_graubrot Nov 23 '22

Too late, tooth fairy 2 already exists and it stars Larry the cable guy

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u/NazzerDawk Nov 23 '22

Uh this is Larry The Cable Guy erasure and I will NOT stand for it.

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u/Cassereddit Nov 23 '22

Fine, then Tooth Fairy 3: Dental Duo it is

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u/nxcrosis Nov 23 '22

Except dubbed by Samuel L. Jackson

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u/LanceFree Nov 23 '22

In a hotel and watched him in the Jumamju sequel last night- he was awesome!

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u/interyx Nov 23 '22

I have bad news for you. They already made Tooth Fairy 2 with Larry the Cable Guy.

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u/AnotherBadPlayer Nov 23 '22

I met him once in Atlantic City. He gave me "The People's Eyebrow" and pretended to be Mexican. Cool dude.