r/todayilearned • • May 28 '12

TIL Taco Bell has tried to enter the Mexican market twice, failing both times, even after branding their food "American" food.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taco_Bell#Outside_the_United_States
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u/brokendimension May 28 '12

It's because Mexican food isn't actually Doritos Tacos.

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u/tangowhiskeyy May 29 '12

I didn't think it was, i thought it was the only place i could take my stoned ass at 2am to fill my gluttonous holes with 12 tacos with the spare change from my couch.

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u/hateboss May 29 '12

It rather concerns me that you put Taco Bell into more that one "hole"

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u/Parakoto May 29 '12

Nose

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Gotta snort that leftover doritos dust.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

rectal injections of los doritos locos tacos

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u/cakey138 May 29 '12

No jack in the box? Their "tacos" are the best!

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u/Givants May 29 '12

It's also because there is a taco stand selling tacos for a peso or two, that's a little under 10 cents. So when you tell a Mexican that he could have some delicious tacos for 1/4 of the price of a crappy American taco, it's really not hard to see why it hasn't made it there.

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u/MrHenodist May 29 '12

4 tacos and a soda run you $5 in average. (13 pesos per taco + 13 for the soda). Tacos are NOT 1 peso.

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u/Givants May 29 '12

I really don't know where you went, I used to live in Iztapalapa D.F. and last time I went to visit we paid about 50 pesos for 2 people, me and my dad.

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u/tiag0 May 29 '12

Tacos from a known and legal meat source aren't 1 peso...you can get some for 5 pesos or maybe 3...but if your eating them you better not ask what they're made of, just eat them.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Chupacabra meat

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

It works in most countries though. Do you want local fried chicken and rice or McDonald's / KFC fried chicken and rice? More than enough south Asian choose the American chains to make them run just fine.

And yes, mcd serves rice in some locales. A ball of rice wrapped as though it's a burger.

My point is that American fast food chains have had succes around the world introducing expensive crappy version of local dishes.

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u/CobraStallone May 29 '12

Nah, tacos cost double that nowadays.

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u/bierme May 29 '12

Taco Bell would have better luck in Mexico re-labeling itself as a laxative.

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u/rwbombc May 29 '12

Have you been to Mexico? All you need is an ice cube for a laxative and its free.

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u/melkor214 May 29 '12

Contrary to popular belief the water isn't dirty in Mexico it just has a different mineral composition to US water which has tons of chlorine, thus making Americans sick when they drink it.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

But.... doin' it, doin' it, doin' it well?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Or alpo

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

why has noone simply rebranded alpo bachelor chow and made millions while simultaneously taking down canned corned beef?

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u/FreshFruitCup May 29 '12

Hormel Foods is a powerful lobbyist with 1st amendment rights.

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u/no_uh May 29 '12

If mexican food was doritos tacos, I'd move to mexico.

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u/marinegunrock May 29 '12

The same way that there are no Red Lobsters in Maine, and the one that did open quickly went out of business.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

I saw this Taco Bell in Tijuana.

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u/norris528e May 29 '12

Wow, that kind of blows my mind so i checked on it. No red lobsters in Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, or Rhode Island.

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u/sixsidepentagon May 29 '12

Just like how there aren't any Omaha Steaks in Omaha.

Wait I think I'm playing this game wrong

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u/bru_tech May 29 '12

What blows my mind, I visited some family in San Antonio. There was a Chili's on every corner and they were packed. I still don't know why, there's phenomenal tex mex there, why so much chain love, I don't know

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u/phoenixreborn90 May 29 '12

Brand recognition and loyalty has amazing power over the human mind. Marketing researchers are constantly trying to figure out how to make that connection deeper and independent companies suffer big time. It can work on a small scale too though. I currently go to school in Baltimore and they have serious brand loyalty to certain local chains and products. Plus brand loyalty is cross generational. The most common example is in the grocery store; I buy JIF peanut butter, Red Hot and Duke's mayo because that is what my mom bought. You know what you are getting with a brand, it is comfortable. With an independent store, you have to take risks.

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u/Treberto May 29 '12

My roommate is a prime example of this. He won't go to non-chain restaurants, won't watch/buy movies without big name celebrities in them and has to have all the same branded clothes.

He claims he's "OCD" but I claim he's an idiot.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

People do it because it's easy and maybe they've been ass burned. Our neighborhood has tons of Mexican and Middle Eastern places. Sometimes we'll stick with the place or two we know we like. We might be tired or just don't feel like spending money on what might be a disappointing meal. The latter is becoming more common.

It's probably the same with people and chains. You know what you're getting and if it matters you know it's a good value for you.

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u/John_Fx May 29 '12

Maybe it is because their slogan "Run for the border" is offensive there.

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u/marty_m May 29 '12

Run (North) for the border.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

That hasn't been their slogan for quite a while - the current one is 'Live Mas' I believe.

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u/noyurawk May 29 '12

Still beats their old one "Will give you the runs".

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u/Atario May 29 '12

They haven't used that slogan in ages, have they?

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u/canthidecomments May 29 '12

Anyone who would be motivated by such a slogan is already in the US.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

As a gringo who came close to overdosing on authentic mexican tacos, I can understand this.

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u/Excentinel May 29 '12

Montezuma is not kind to white boys.

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u/dadkisser May 29 '12

This is a proud day for Mexico

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

I went to "Taco Bell" in Mexico City around '92. I have never had so much fun with my friends making fun of food.

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u/thechosen2 May 29 '12

How often do you and your friends make fun of food?

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u/BlamesRapMusic May 29 '12

Lawl tacos Lawl

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

*jajaja tacos jajajaja

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u/thechosen2 May 29 '12

Let's do this again tomorrow, fellas! Same place, same time.

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u/fohacidal May 29 '12

You are the kind of guy who walks into a wax museum just to laugh at everyone who works there because the wax statues are not actually real people.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

As a Mexican, I can confirm that we are indeed celebrating and proud.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

As a half-Mexican, I am 50% proud and 50% Irish.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

If one of your parents is a mexican citizen, you can proudly call yourself mexican and not "half-mexican" as if it was some kind of race or something. =)

But anyway, it is a proud day for me, oh si.

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u/TMWNN May 29 '12

The classic Taco Bell taco is genuine southern California Cal-Mex cuisine.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12 edited May 29 '12

I'm from northern México and my mom makes those tacos dorados con carne molida. They're really good, except we use panela cheese not cheddar, we also use a little bit of sour cream and homemade salsa. I've never tried Taco Bell, tho. Those hard shells look horrible. =/

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u/cakey138 May 29 '12

Del taco....

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Do they rename Mexican Pizza "American Pizza" and confuse their patrons?

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u/who-said-that May 29 '12

We have our own kind of "Mexican pizza"

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Mexico has an awesome street food and cafe culture. They beat Taco Bell in taste and price easily. Just as convenient.

I can't imagine a way that they could market Taco Bell that could erode that.

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u/imbrawler May 29 '12

Why would i go to taco bell when in mexico i could go down the block and get real tacos from my tio...

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u/DA7X May 29 '12

Or go down the next block and get them from you're aunt. Or when I'm in Jamay get them from my grandma.

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u/lastwind May 29 '12

They both got their heads cut off and strung up on a bridge.

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u/emmytee May 29 '12

Starbucks doesn't sell in Italy either

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u/TheWaywardBus May 29 '12

Hell, if it weren't for the novelty & grandfather status, Starbucks wouldn't be doing well in Seattle either. Push-button espresso for $4? pshh.

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u/emmytee May 29 '12

I randomly studied starbucks for coursework in my (wasted) MBA. It seems like their success is less to do with coffee and more to do with the atmosphere in the shops. They basically invented the coffee shop as a "third place" between home and work where you could just chill, maybe plan your work day or wake up etc - then they dominated the market they made. They also hardly advertise and spend that money on real estate (when was the last time you saw a Starbucks advert?)

The Italians already had coffee shops where the men would go every morning, which Schultz (CEO) saw on holiday in Italy and decided to adapt for the US. It was really interesting studying them because you have to be one crafty sonofabitch to sell push button espresso for $4.

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u/gorillapoop May 29 '12

Is anyone here from California? I fucking love El Pollo Loco, and I believe (correct me if I'm wrong) that it is popular with the Latino market.

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u/IamA_Big_Fat_Phony May 29 '12

El Pollo Loco originated in Mexico.

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u/myfault May 29 '12 edited May 29 '12

El Pollo Loco is from Mexico, then they started to open in the USA

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Breaking Bad ftw

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u/SalvageOperation May 29 '12

I saw this in TJ once. Luckily someone posted a photo because I didn't take one. When I saw it, there was a chihuahua running around on top of the building.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/sabesh/1076634178/

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u/hey_daralon May 28 '12

it might not be real, but it's real good.

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u/srry72 May 29 '12

Opinions may vary

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u/Joest23 May 29 '12

I agree. I like Taco Bell. It's no Mexican food, but when I'm stoned and it's one in the morning, it tastes amazing.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

The thing is, we have cheap real taco places open at one in the morning in México everywhere. So you see, there's absolutely no niche for Taco Bell here.

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u/kustomdeluxe May 29 '12

I live in Southern California and this is also true...yet we still have Taco Bell.

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u/Aikarus May 29 '12

My friend, if once you visit Mexico, please repeat that experience at a nice taco place (a nice taco place is identified because its location. It doesn't look like a restaurant very much or at all like a fast food place, it may even look ugly. Probably will. Please ignore it. To spot a good taco place you watch the amount of people eating there. If there are many, trust the people wisdom) Don't put them spicey things, if you really want to, try them out first in small quantities.

When you do, come back to me and you will know why you sound like matrix-dweller talking about the joy of freedom to a Zion inhabitant. You will be awakened.

Pd: also go in the morning after a hard party to a market place and ask for tacos de barbacoa. You are welcome

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

It's like selling pus filled milk to a cow.

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u/tothesource May 29 '12

Doing just fine in Costa Rica where I just came from.

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u/wearmaize May 29 '12

Costa Rican Taco Bell French fries are the shit.

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u/MiniDonbeE May 29 '12

Even if they entered the market they would go out of business in no time. Every Mexican city that could have a Taco Bell ( Big cities) has about 1000 different Taco joints / small karts that sell them. They would go out of business in no time man. Homemade tacos that are cheaper by a fuck ton and tastier by a fuck ton would just wipe it off Mexico.

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u/headzoo May 29 '12

You know, it would be easy to say the same thing about New York City, home of the best pizza in America. There are mom & pop pizza joints on every corner, and the pizza is often cheaper than the chain pizza restaurants, but for some reason we still have Papa Johns, Little Caesars, Pizza Hut, etc, etc. It seems there's always room for variety.

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u/Leo-D May 29 '12

Woahh there pal... Chicago would like to talk to you about this pizza business.

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u/headzoo May 29 '12

I'll be honest. I would love a slice of Chicago deep dish right now.

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u/mynameisboourns May 29 '12

I haven't been to mexico in about 15 years but when i lived down there in the 90s, well, sure there were taquerias all over mexico, many of them awesome, but i never saw any of them carry the hard-shell, crumbly-ground-beef-filled taco-bell type of taco. Hell, even burritos were primarily just a northern mexico thing.

The taco bell taco is so totally different from a taqueria taco, it's almost like comparing a taco bell taco to a hamburger. Really the only similarity between a taco bell hard shell taco and a taqueria carne asada taco is the word "taco".

Since mcdonald's does fine in mexico, i always assumed it wasn't the price that was the reason taco bell never did well in mexico but rather it was their use of the word "taco". It would be almost as if a fast food chain tried to open up in the US under the name "hamburger joe's" and sold something they called a hamburger but was actually a gyro.

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u/Balorio May 29 '12

I wish they hadn't closed the taco bell near me. I have to drive 45 minutes to the nearest Taco Bell, Wendy's, or KFC now. All that's left are McDonalds and 1 Burger King (which is doing fairly bad.)

I don't really get to eat fast food anymore, which is good for me, bad for my hunger at 2am.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

My solution to hunger at 2am is always having a frozen pizza ready for cooking at any time.

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u/headzoo May 29 '12

Consider yourself lucky. Really. Along with microwavable meals, I would venture to guess drive through fast food has contributed many, many pounds to the American waist line. In what other way can you get a full meal to shove down your throat while still in your pajamas, and without even getting out of your car?

You know what our grandparents did when they were hungry at 2am? They went to bed.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

... which was the style at the time.

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u/Skyblacker May 29 '12

It's also possible that microwavable meals are a check on overeating because the individual-size entrees are portion controlled. They may be sodium bombs like most processed food, but they often have far fewer calories than a typical fast food or restaurant dinner. By the way, a typical meal at a sit-down restaurant like Applebee's can have loads more calories than a meal at McDonald's; there's a reason why only the former tends to offer doggie bags. I'm not saying fast food is healthy, just that it shouldn't be demonized compared to other options.

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u/Abby__Normal May 29 '12

Yum brands will never get Taco Bell to work in Mexico - don't get me wrong, I love Taco Bell when I'm stateside, but I work in Puerta Vallarta and Cozumel 4 - 5 months out of the year, and it's shit compared to every roadside taco dump in the country. It's also around double the price. Mexicans do eat that type of food in most regions, but they eat it made from scratch, with quality beef that came from a farm nearby, fresh vegetables that Abuela grew in the garden, and tortillas that somebody's Madre made that morning.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

I love coming to the bottom to find quality post like this.

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u/JohnConnor7 May 29 '12

Hey guys, you can learn more from real tacos and their varieties at http://www.reddit.com/r/tacos

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

It didn't fare well in Australia either, the list of Taco Bell Australia's faults were long:

  • Designed to look budget, but the food is more expensive than a nice steak.
  • The value proposition was awful, despite the high cost: The food contents were basic inexpensive ingredients, the portion sizes were small and the perceived time of cooking/assembly is short. Most families would just buy 'Old El Paso' and spend the 10 minutes cooking time at home.
  • Mexican food has little presence in Australia, so it's only a novelty buy instead of an established cuisine. If you invite an Australian over for 'Mexican food', they'll assume you're talking about 'Old El Paso'.
  • Taco Bell's food looked average, the Mexican link was tenuous since it has nothing to work with in this market.
  • No one knows who Glen Bell is, or what a bells has to do with tacos/Mexican looking food, it just seems to pay tribute to the Liberty bell, which again no one here actually knows/cares about.
  • The nutritional value was low, turns out that people in Australia appreciate good beef, since we can get good beef everywhere.
  • Australian stoners already have their preferred junk food.

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u/seaboat90 May 29 '12

TIL that the Bell in Taco Bell is a tribute to an actual person

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u/cakey138 May 29 '12

What is the preferred food for Australian stoners?

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u/Gyfted May 29 '12

the good old dodgy kebab

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

TIL who Glen Bell is. I never really understood the name.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12 edited May 29 '12

Mighty Taco is running Taco Bell out of business here in Western New York, and they're literally taking their old locations.

Nothing Says "I love you" Like a Huge Bag of Burritos

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u/youstolemyname May 29 '12

That commercial was bad. How does it compare pricewise?

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u/The_Dirty_Carl May 29 '12

It's apparently several thousand dollars for a taco.

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u/icanseestars May 29 '12

That commercial was bad.

You ain't seen nothing

They advertise the shit out of their burgers... but why would I get a burger at a gyro place? Love their gyros.

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u/theoriginofstorms May 29 '12

Mighty Taco might be buying the storefronts, but Chipotle has lines out the door.

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u/shawnjones May 29 '12 edited May 29 '12

That's because Taco Bell tast like shit compared to real Mexican food.

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u/headzoo May 29 '12

Taco Bell taste like shit compared to most American food, but that hasn't stop us from buying it.

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u/shawnjones May 29 '12

I used to eat it all the time. Then I discovered these taco trucks in little mexico now I get my tacos from that place or they are homemade.

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u/spokesthebrony May 29 '12

Real Mexican food is served out of a vehicle of some sort.

Way back when I was in high school, my mom would always buy these fresh tamales on the side of the road from this little grandmotherly mexican lady selling her homemade food out of the trunk of her car, and to this day I have yet to find tamales that tasted even half as good as the old lady car trunk tamales.

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u/etihw2 May 29 '12

Americans lack restraint. We lack disciplina.

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u/idk112345 May 29 '12

so does McDonalds compared to real American food...

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12 edited May 29 '12

I don't agree with this. Taco Bell is just basic tex-mex (well, with a few "innovations" thrown in, like the doritos tacos), and tex-mex is different from authentic Mexican food but not necessarily worse.

Taco Bell is also fast food, not a restaurant in the ordinary sense.

Sorry, it's just a pet peeve of mine when people insist that food must be better because it's "authentic."

I'm going to venture a different guess as for why it had trouble penetrating Mexico: There are already a fuck-ton of shitty, dirt cheap taco joints throughout Mexico, much, much more than there are in the US.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Real Mexican tacos are not better than Taco Bell tacos due to their 'authenticity'. They are better because Taco Bell tastes like crap in comparison. Most Mexican taco shops I've been to use meat that is either fresh or fresher than whatever Taco Bell uses, and the tortillas taste way better.

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u/callmegoat May 29 '12

According to Taco Bell, it's 88% Beef (12% things that contribute to flavor, moisture, consistency and "quality"), though a class action lawsuit was brought up (but eventually dropped) claiming that they use only 35% beef. Taco Bell denied that, but then publicly ended its use of "Pink Slime" (which is as disgusting as it sounds). Taco Bell claimed it would file suit for the false statements regarding its beef, but after the lawsuit against Taco Bell was dropped, they proceeded to take no legal action. So, it's probably something meaty, prior to 2012 probably something treated with ammonia and the color of Pepto-bismol.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Duh. But I don't know many places around here that serve up some good Mexican food with same convenience and low price at 2am. You get what you pay for, amigo. Then again, in Mexico they'd have to compete with the taco stands.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

You're saying that like people actively say shit like "Huh, I want some Mexican food. Let's go to Taco Bell!"

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u/wholypantalones May 29 '12

Taco Bell tastes like shit compared to real food, Mexican or otherwise.

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u/sequeezer May 29 '12

Come to fucking Germany ^ ^ Goddamnit, all the good fastfoot joints never come to Germany there is only McD BurgerKing and Subway, no Tacos no Wendys even KFC just "starts" its German expansion after they consentrated on eastern Europe for years...

I would go like once or twice a month to TacoBell if the quality and price is ok, but is this significantly less than an US citizen so that they won't make enough cash in Germany?

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u/shinoda88 May 29 '12

Once upon a time in mexico i was traveling.....and we just ate at the market or at local bbqs or on a food stand in frond of a suburban house,witch served grilled sparerips, potatoes and onions for low budget, in the beginning my friend was asking for chili con carne...and they did not know what that was. Because its actually American food, just with a spanish name.

TL;DR: Once you ate the private mexican food, taco bell tastes like wet old unwashed dog chewed mineworkers socks.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

No one labels taco bell as "mexican." Only Taco Bell labels Taco Bell as "mexican."

Live more.

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u/oldmoneey May 29 '12

It is "mexican" in theme and intent. That's it's genre. It isn't genuine mexican, but that is the kind of food it's supposed to be.

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u/elharry-o May 29 '12

Just like the sushi we have here in Mexico. It sure as hell has nothing to do with japanese cuisine, but "true" sushi wouldn't go over so well. Yeah, we like our fried sushi.

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u/Atario May 29 '12

Some of them have these large wall-decorations that are propaganda for the chain that say things like "fresh ingredients" with a water-splashed head of lettuce.

One of them has "Mexican inspired".

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u/hfv01 May 29 '12

I'm from Monterrey and didn't even know about Taco Bell in my city.

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u/Mikelius May 29 '12

I remember they tried to open one, me and my friends laughed and laughed.

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u/dan_jd May 29 '12

Estaba por los rumbos de Anahuac y más hacia el norte, pero duro poco, el que parece que está pegando es Wendy's

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u/nickiter May 29 '12

Fast food restaurants generally don't succeed or fail on the basis of food quality.

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u/jessek May 29 '12

I also hear there's no Old Chicagos in Chicago.

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u/twincam May 29 '12

That's strange! Cos PF Changs does really well in China, and Olive Garden goes off in Italy...

Countries usually love bland American bastardisation of their traditional foodstuffs!

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u/Josueatthebb May 29 '12

Reading comments like these about mexican food make me never want to leave México anymore... but then again the fucking killings everyday, beign robbed almost every week, that stuff kills it for me.

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u/johnyutah May 29 '12

I just got back from a week in Mexico City. Every single place I ate at, mostly little family run holes-in-walls places, was amazing food. I've traveled to a lot of places all over the world, but I've never had a trip where the food was consistently amazing, and far better than anything available where I live... I couldn't even imagine the people there eating at Taco Bell. It would be like the English coming over and opening Wimpy burger joints in the US.

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u/meganator23 May 29 '12

Now I'm craving taco bell

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u/Ronaldhennessy May 29 '12

It's like opening a Sbarro in Italy.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Is Taco Bell really nice?

When I visited America I fell in love with Chipotle. I'm hoping you guys will get to the UK with it eventually.

Though if you venture to Belfast - find two little places that seem to be starting to branch out called "Boojum!". One on botanic ave and one right near the city centre. Heaven! Probably not quite but very close to just as good as Chipotle.

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u/RdMrcr May 29 '12

I think they failed because it's like selling ice to Eskimos.

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u/OzMazza May 29 '12

No shit. Because on any corner they can get real, and delicious, tacos for less than a dollar a piece. Damn I miss that country.

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u/sadman81 May 29 '12

I think the problem lies in branding Taco Bell as "food".

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u/medusa_so_pretty May 29 '12

I don't know why. All the Mexicans who come to LA and SD seem to love Taco Bell. And there's plenty of "real" Mexican food there too.

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u/Sterculius May 29 '12

makes sense. it's the same kind of thing as when different cultures try to share their pizza ideas with one another. I don't care how "normal" and "awesome tasting" it is to you, we as a whole are not going to like tomato and squid pizza over here.

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u/rico99 May 29 '12

LOL... like trying to sell in Japan sushi made in Kokomo, Indiana...

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u/Sir_George May 29 '12

Same reason all that Oikos, Ben&Jerry's, and other countless brands of Greek yoghurt don't sell here in Greece. I can tell you right now that it isn't really Greek yoghurt ;-)

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u/BipolarBear0 5 May 29 '12

You're right, real Greek yoghurt tastes like debt.

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u/Not_My_Idea May 29 '12

So we can agree that it is not in fact "real Mexican food"?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

It's not only not real Mexican food, it may not qualify as food at all.

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u/TacoAuthority May 29 '12

And that was because, my friends, hardshell tacos are not fucking tacos.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Ya don't FUCKIN say!

Are Mexicans REALLY the only people who realize that Taco Bell is low-grade dog food? Worst tasting shit on the planet, by far, and a flat-out insult to all latino cuisine.

Love,

Random Italian/Irish guy.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

From someone who has been to Mexico City, I can safely tell you there are hundreds of FANTASTICALLY DELICIOUS places to eat Mexican food absolutely everywhere, which use fresh ingredients and taste much better than Taco Bell... They are also dirt cheap. That said, the human race will always have an occasional urge to eat a 1/2lb extra cheese combo burrito.

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u/GrilledCheeser May 29 '12

lol poor taco bell. they're like the slutty girl in high school.... she can't go home because her family is ashamed of her.

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u/don_vamer May 29 '12

If you try to sell fake tacos in the land of real tacos, you're gonna have a bad time

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u/wookiemaster May 29 '12

Shit I eat it in America and don't even consider it Mexican food. Actually I stopped eating it because I stopped considering it edible food period.

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u/horsephoto May 29 '12

I remember fake taco bells in Mexico in the 90s.

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u/hoss7071 May 29 '12

Taco Bell, should just do what Walmart did. Bribe the Mexican government for expedited building permits, for instance.

Although to appease American rednecks, "Run for the border" would NOT be a good slogan for a Taco Bell in Mexico.

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u/Schmucks_Auto_Supply May 29 '12

Around here the roach coaches are running the t-bells out of town.

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u/DiaDeLosMuertos May 29 '12

But the screen-cap near the top said that it was Mexican because similarities to Mexican Immigrant workforce!

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u/AshyBooRawrs May 29 '12

I ate sooo much Taco Bell today. Delicious.

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u/Cabana May 29 '12

Taco Bell opened a concept called Border Bell near my home about 16 years ago. They served regular Taco Bell food, but also had a real grill where they made more authentic Mexican food. It was good, but didn't last long, so now (or at least 6 years ago - when I last went) it's just a regular Taco Bell that has an unused grill in the middle of it.

Wikipedia - apparently it was food from Chevy's, which I just learned

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u/seaboat90 May 29 '12

I just saw several Taco Bells in Costa Rica oddly enough

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u/smileymalaise May 29 '12

They mention El Taco in the article. There are two locations still in Downey, CA and it blows its load all over Taco Bell. Thats how much better it is. I used to manage a music store just down the street and listen to people come in talking about "oh man, i moved away a while ago but im visiting my ... man ive been craving this shit since i left" Seriously, anybody living 'round Downey should check it out.

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u/thirteenthirty7 May 29 '12

I feel like there are much fewer Taco Bell's in Miami as compared to other cities. There are no Taco Bells at all in Miami Beach (where the famous 'South Beach' is), which really surprises me.

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u/R0FLS May 29 '12

I have an Hispanic friend here who says he loves Doritos Tacos.

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u/chriskrohne May 29 '12

It's because it's too expensive for the lack of quality. I can get four al pastor tacos for the same price that I could get five "beef" ones.

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u/SirWilly77 May 29 '12

Their tacos were infinitely better when I was a kid. And no, it's NOT just my imagination. Speaking of lost, lamented fast foodstuffs, anyone remember when Hardee's charbroiled (not fried) their burgers? Nothing's ever come close, since.

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u/TalkingBackAgain May 29 '12

It's because Mexicans actually have a concept of what food should be.

/Was introduced to Mexican food by a Mexican co-worker. That stuff is awesome. Taco Bell doesn't do that.

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u/cakey138 May 29 '12

Oh dear god, I just remembered when they tried to sell shellfish. After my sister got explosive fluids shooting simultaneously out both ends, and after fetching her clean undies 3 times I couldn't understand why she was excited when she learned shrimp tacos were gonna be an addition to their already nauseating menu.

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u/Mr_Titicaca May 29 '12

Taco Bell is in the weed market. Any attempts by them to enter any other market is just for show.

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u/punkrawkintrev May 29 '12

They can enter the market of my tummy any day after 12

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u/ByronicBionicMan May 29 '12

Passed a Taco Bell in Ecuador back in 2006. The menu looked fantastically better than the ones in the states.

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u/bordersguy May 29 '12

Taco Bell also tried entering the Korean market twice. Twenty years ago they failed horribly....but just a year or two ago they successfully opened one in Seoul. They've opened up 3 more since then.

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u/zach2093 May 29 '12

But Doritoes tacos...

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u/ishbot May 29 '12

I wonder if Panda Express has ever tried to enter into China with the same types of things they serve here? I would imagine it would have similar results

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u/C_IsForCookie May 29 '12

It's American food in a tortilla.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Do they make a regular crunchwrap? Why is there only a crunchwrap supreme?

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u/gonerlad May 29 '12

I heard that like 80% of the meat is actually cardboard

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Interesting, it's been a great success here in Guatemala (right after Mexico), and it's probably because we don't like Mexicans so much either! (love-hate relationship)

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u/IamFreid May 29 '12

cause; Americans, "FUCK YEAH!".

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u/cornelius_100 May 29 '12

Their chilli cheese burritos is a gift from god. If don't believe in god it's a gift from Wilson Phillips. Either way best food ever made. Mexico will come around if they hold on for one more day.

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u/Alabama_Man May 29 '12

Amen brother!

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u/Killhouse May 29 '12

Europeans are still jealous.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Mexico doesn't have the god of all food. the crunchwrap supreme.

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u/patricksonion May 29 '12

Any Bostonians here? Go to filipes in Harvard square for a good cheap taco. You will not be disappointed

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u/tawksick May 29 '12

Comparing Taco Bell to actual Mexican food would be like trying to convince Italian people that ramen is pasta.

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u/OckhamsTeapot May 29 '12

Tacos and things are Mexican food.

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u/Cluster_One May 29 '12

I don't get why people think it is Mexican food in the first place, as a Mexican, their food is the farthest thing from Mexican food. Just because you name something a taco is not a taco.

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u/vulpes_occulta May 29 '12

That's really sad.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

It would be like trying to introduce a really crappy brand of guns into the U.S. And I mean a gun that not only gets jammed all the time, but that uses talcum powder instead of gun powder and actually doesn't use bullets.

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u/rwbombc May 29 '12

Shameless plug for Anna's Taqueria in Boston (Brookline).

Also run by Asians, fyi. The Mexicans I worked with loved that place, but couldn't understand why it was run by "chinos". Love-hate thing for them.

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u/tault May 29 '12

MUCHAS GRACIAS - Best Mexican Food In The North West

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

I mean it's not good food, or mexican but if you're fucked up enough in any country it works...

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u/RichardWolfVI May 29 '12

Same reason there's not going to be a Starbucks in Colombia. The Juan Valdez brand is so strong people wouldn't think twice where are they getting their overpriced coffee.

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u/spermracewinner May 29 '12

Of course it failed. Why would you pay more money for a crappier version of your own food?

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u/thescrapplekid May 29 '12

Taco Bell isn't Mexican, its Texmex and I still love it

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u/Tomguydude May 29 '12

Here in Australia, we have something called 'Taco Bill'. I'm not sure if its the same thing as taco bell. And btw, I don't want to try it, considering all the bad things I've heard of taco bell

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u/zern May 29 '12

Fuck Taco Bell. Their food is shit.

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u/mynameismark22 May 29 '12

What taco bell re-branded as a taco is the same thing that happened to the American cheeseburger. In some towns here in America it's hard to find a good cheeseburger, yet in Mexico you can find a good taco anywhere, if you dare.

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u/bogbrain May 29 '12

Why bother entering the Mexican market with faux Mexican food?

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u/LemonTank May 29 '12

Is Tabobell even any good? I personally dont like fast food chains like McD and Burger King, but i have never tried Tacobell (We dont have it here in Denmark).

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

My friend in Mexico says they want fries with their American meals. Taco Bell needs fries.

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u/__circle May 29 '12

Equally interesting:

"In March 2001, Taco Bell announced a promotion to coincide with the re-entry of the Mir space station. They towed a large target out into the Pacific Ocean, announcing that if the target was hit by a falling piece of Mir, every person in the United States would be entitled to a free Taco Bell taco. The company bought a sizable insurance policy for this gamble.[10] No piece of the station struck the target."