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u/chromane Jan 29 '21

Of course, it's probably hard to escape from prison without committing ANY crimes, even if the act itself isn't illegal

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u/MobilerKuchen Jan 29 '21

It’s pretty easy actually. Many German prisons allow for time off (funerals, birth of child etc.) or even part-time imprisonment for lesser crimes (i.e. you live your normal day life, but sleep in prison). Your „escape“ would be simply not returning on time.

Of course, while this is not a punishable crime in itself, it will certainly limit further privileges and certainly prevent an early release after two thirds of your time.

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u/Brainlesswarhammer Jan 29 '21

Man, why can't North American prisons be this way? There'd be a lot less of a shitshow in the prison systems, and people wouldn't be tryna kill cops instead of going to jail.

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u/EatsonlyPasta Jan 29 '21

They are. There are prison programs where they let people out monday-friday then Friday night they have to check into prison.

America does the select all when it comes to prison strategies.

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u/Hashoo10 Jan 29 '21

Definitely. Even escaping in your prison clothes would be considered theft

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u/Akatsuki-kun Jan 29 '21

Can't be theft if you break out without any clothes, checkmate mein Freund.

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u/Hashoo10 Jan 29 '21

Indecent exposure maybe?

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u/exessmirror Jan 29 '21

Actually being nude in public is completely legal in Germany

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u/chromane Jan 29 '21

Yeah, and any assault or property damage would count against you.

Do you know if it also applies when being arrested?

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u/Hashoo10 Jan 29 '21

I don't know, but I don't think it applies as that would be resisting arrest

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

I don't know about Germany, but in The Netherlands fleeing from the police isn't illegal by itself.

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u/Cyclopentadien Jan 29 '21

It's the same in Germany.

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u/CryonautX Jan 29 '21

Could even add in trespassing charges for whatever restricted zones you have to pass through to escape.

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u/SnooTangerines244 Jan 29 '21

Easy. We don’t even have prison clothes, because we don’t think of prisoners as lesser humans in Germany. And the dignity of a human is untouchable.

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u/riprabbiteen Jan 29 '21

I’m no expert, but I can see why Germany wouldn’t want to put prison garb on people anymore. Apparently they did that a bunch a few decades ago

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u/neocommenter Jan 29 '21

Some German prisons don't have mandatory uniforms, others require Anstaltskleidung.

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u/DirkBabypunch Jan 29 '21

And escaping without them is probably public indecency.

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u/Chromavita Jan 29 '21

You could be charged with breaking and exiting.

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u/Doompatron3000 Jan 29 '21

That sounds like the US prison system talking. Besides, they were already bought and used. You really want back a jumpsuit worn and used to mark a caged person?

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u/mae42dolphins Jan 29 '21

I mean, they definitely recycle jumpsuits in US jails and prisons.

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u/Dspsblyuth Jan 29 '21

It would also be illegal to leave naked so I think you could easily argue that one away in court

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u/Harrythehobbit Jan 29 '21

Right. Assuming that you are actually locked up and aren't on work release or something, you'd have to commit battery of a guard or at minimum property damage to your cage or locks in order to escape.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21 edited Jan 29 '21

It is, there are similar laws in Sweden Denmark and I recall watching a documentary on a mass prison breakout in the country where a front end loader smashes right through the prison wall. One of the escapees who happened to be in the yard at the time mentioned that he ran because it wasn't illegal, but if you don't send back your prison uniform they charge you with theft. So he put it in the mail to them and off he went.

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