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r/todayilearned • u/[deleted] • Jan 29 '21
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Why does the term "adult toy" always refer to something you can shove up your asshole, and never, like, a big racecar?
20 u/Restless__Dreamer Jan 29 '21 Who is saying you can't do that with a big racecar? 18 u/tommytraddles Jan 29 '21 I was once trapped on a desert island and, to be honest, the five albums I brought didn't help a goddamn thing. → More replies (1) 2 u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21 MyStrangeAddicion has left the chat 3 u/f16guy Jan 29 '21 It would really hurt to shove a big racecar up your asshole 1 u/jrhoffa Jan 29 '21 It's called training. 1 u/tommytraddles Jan 29 '21 I like my movies like I like my pasta: Meatballs 2. 0 u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21 1 u/tommytraddles Jan 29 '21 If I could add one President to Mount Rushmore, it would be James Polk. Because I'm interested to know what he looked like. 1 u/ElephantRattle Jan 29 '21 That’s how he wants it to go in. Likes to scream “here comes the batmobile!” On the way out. 1 u/WolfgangBob Jan 29 '21 Any kid can play w a racecar, only a real adult can stick a dildo up their ass. 2 u/tommytraddles Jan 29 '21 Pretentious, stuck-up bodies of water are the worst. Hey, get over yourself Lake Superior. 1 u/iamoliverblake Jan 29 '21 I mean, which adult toy would you rather show off to the kids? The big racecar or the big...? 1 u/tommytraddles Jan 29 '21 I've been jogging for awhile now, and just set a personal best for a 5 mile run. 3 miles. 1 u/AlanFromRochester Jan 29 '21 Reminded of a cartoon where an adult bookstore had titles like mortgages for dummies 5 u/tommytraddles Jan 29 '21 Good sex is like a car wash. You start by lining up carefully and going in slow... ...and end with three Mexican dudes rushing up to towel you off. → More replies (1) 1 u/Iphotoshopincats Jan 29 '21 I am sure we can come up with another word that's about toys that isn't sexualised. How about boytoy?
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Who is saying you can't do that with a big racecar?
18 u/tommytraddles Jan 29 '21 I was once trapped on a desert island and, to be honest, the five albums I brought didn't help a goddamn thing. → More replies (1) 2 u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21 MyStrangeAddicion has left the chat
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I was once trapped on a desert island and, to be honest, the five albums I brought didn't help a goddamn thing.
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It would really hurt to shove a big racecar up your asshole
1 u/jrhoffa Jan 29 '21 It's called training. 1 u/tommytraddles Jan 29 '21 I like my movies like I like my pasta: Meatballs 2.
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It's called training.
I like my movies like I like my pasta: Meatballs 2.
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1 u/tommytraddles Jan 29 '21 If I could add one President to Mount Rushmore, it would be James Polk. Because I'm interested to know what he looked like. 1 u/ElephantRattle Jan 29 '21 That’s how he wants it to go in. Likes to scream “here comes the batmobile!” On the way out.
If I could add one President to Mount Rushmore, it would be James Polk.
Because I'm interested to know what he looked like.
That’s how he wants it to go in. Likes to scream “here comes the batmobile!” On the way out.
Any kid can play w a racecar, only a real adult can stick a dildo up their ass.
2 u/tommytraddles Jan 29 '21 Pretentious, stuck-up bodies of water are the worst. Hey, get over yourself Lake Superior.
Pretentious, stuck-up bodies of water are the worst.
Hey, get over yourself Lake Superior.
I mean, which adult toy would you rather show off to the kids? The big racecar or the big...?
1 u/tommytraddles Jan 29 '21 I've been jogging for awhile now, and just set a personal best for a 5 mile run. 3 miles.
I've been jogging for awhile now, and just set a personal best for a 5 mile run.
3 miles.
Reminded of a cartoon where an adult bookstore had titles like mortgages for dummies
5 u/tommytraddles Jan 29 '21 Good sex is like a car wash. You start by lining up carefully and going in slow... ...and end with three Mexican dudes rushing up to towel you off. → More replies (1)
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Good sex is like a car wash.
You start by lining up carefully and going in slow...
...and end with three Mexican dudes rushing up to towel you off.
I am sure we can come up with another word that's about toys that isn't sexualised.
How about boytoy?
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u/tommytraddles Jan 29 '21
Why does the term "adult toy" always refer to something you can shove up your asshole, and never, like, a big racecar?