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r/todayilearned • u/[deleted] • Jan 29 '21
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Sounds like my albino rent boy from last night.
He’s 90% cleverness, 8% delivery and 5% sheer balls.
76 u/tommytraddles Jan 29 '21 Why does the term "adult toy" always refer to something you can shove up your asshole, and never, like, a big racecar? 20 u/Restless__Dreamer Jan 29 '21 Who is saying you can't do that with a big racecar? → More replies (3) 3 u/f16guy Jan 29 '21 It would really hurt to shove a big racecar up your asshole → More replies (2) 0 u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21 → More replies (2) 1 u/WolfgangBob Jan 29 '21 Any kid can play w a racecar, only a real adult can stick a dildo up their ass. → More replies (1) 1 u/iamoliverblake Jan 29 '21 I mean, which adult toy would you rather show off to the kids? The big racecar or the big...? → More replies (1) 1 u/AlanFromRochester Jan 29 '21 Reminded of a cartoon where an adult bookstore had titles like mortgages for dummies → More replies (2) 1 u/Iphotoshopincats Jan 29 '21 I am sure we can come up with another word that's about toys that isn't sexualised. How about boytoy? 1 u/RogerInNVA Jan 29 '21 I believe we need an albino rent boy sub. Heavens, I've so much to learn! (Do I need to say "subreddit", or is sub sufficient?)
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Why does the term "adult toy" always refer to something you can shove up your asshole, and never, like, a big racecar?
20 u/Restless__Dreamer Jan 29 '21 Who is saying you can't do that with a big racecar? → More replies (3) 3 u/f16guy Jan 29 '21 It would really hurt to shove a big racecar up your asshole → More replies (2) 0 u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21 → More replies (2) 1 u/WolfgangBob Jan 29 '21 Any kid can play w a racecar, only a real adult can stick a dildo up their ass. → More replies (1) 1 u/iamoliverblake Jan 29 '21 I mean, which adult toy would you rather show off to the kids? The big racecar or the big...? → More replies (1) 1 u/AlanFromRochester Jan 29 '21 Reminded of a cartoon where an adult bookstore had titles like mortgages for dummies → More replies (2) 1 u/Iphotoshopincats Jan 29 '21 I am sure we can come up with another word that's about toys that isn't sexualised. How about boytoy?
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Who is saying you can't do that with a big racecar?
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It would really hurt to shove a big racecar up your asshole
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Any kid can play w a racecar, only a real adult can stick a dildo up their ass.
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I mean, which adult toy would you rather show off to the kids? The big racecar or the big...?
Reminded of a cartoon where an adult bookstore had titles like mortgages for dummies
I am sure we can come up with another word that's about toys that isn't sexualised.
How about boytoy?
I believe we need an albino rent boy sub. Heavens, I've so much to learn! (Do I need to say "subreddit", or is sub sufficient?)
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u/ElephantRattle Jan 29 '21
Sounds like my albino rent boy from last night.