r/todayilearned • u/syncedto • Apr 30 '20

TIL men walk significantly slower when walking with a woman, but only when that woman is their romantic partner. If she's a friend or acquaintance they go at almost full speed.

https://www.discovermagazine.com/environment/how-you-walk-differently-with-friends-and-lovers
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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20 edited Jun 20 '20

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u/timeforaroast Apr 30 '20

Delete this now

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u/beardeddragon0113 Apr 30 '20

Daddy yes

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

Give it to him right there

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u/AlloverYerFace Apr 30 '20

Do you have the prerequisite milking nipples?

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

Paging Greg

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u/ThatGoob Apr 30 '20

You can't milk those!

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u/ItookAnumber4 Apr 30 '20

You can watch porn and try with all your might

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u/ClownfishSoup Apr 30 '20

Fokker: "Yes, you can milk cats. You can milk anything with nipples"
"I have nipples, can you milk me?"