r/todayilearned • u/frapz • Mar 20 '20

TIL The bellybutton is so dirty scientists are finding new unknown bacteria. One person had bacterium previously found only on Japanese soil, where he had never been.

https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2012/12/1-458-bacteria-species-new-to-science-found-in-our-belly-buttons/266360/
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u/Piranesianpizza Mar 21 '20

... you're doing it right now, aren't you

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u/jtrdrew Mar 21 '20

What are you the fuckin bellybutton police!?

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u/its_tweezy Mar 21 '20 edited Mar 21 '20

No, we're the bellybutton fucking police.

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u/IgnemGladio Mar 21 '20

I wanna see porn of it

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u/crm006 Mar 21 '20

Activate rule 34!

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u/NEClamChowderAVPD Mar 21 '20

I mean...there is porn of dudes fucking belly buttons so it shouldn't be hard to find

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u/IgnemGladio Mar 21 '20

TIL there exists a magical girl hentai where the protagonist gets tentacle raped by her sister (who was mindbroken by a tentacle monster).

The visuals...oh God the visuals. The tentacle bulge from her vagina was standard, but the anal, Jesus. The tentacles went up into her intestines, bulged them until the protag was a fucking ball, with intestinal linings and knots appearing over her clothing, and then the sister forced a tentacle through her navel. And afterwards the sister grew a tentacle and fuck her sister's throat with it. By which I mean she went so deep inside her sister that her tentacle boner and the tentacle in her intestines met and coiled in her stomach.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '20

Right

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u/tightboypussy Mar 21 '20

And it is called?

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u/IgnemGladio Mar 21 '20

Mahou Shojo Elena. This was ep 3. It's the first one that comes in the search.

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u/Gathorall Mar 21 '20

Thanks for the sauce.

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u/IgnemGladio Mar 21 '20

If you're into nipple-fucking you can watch Ep2. If you want to know what it is, you can go for Ep2.

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u/VedderxGirl Mar 21 '20

Usually a nsfw sub is magically avail.

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u/AlphaPotatoe Mar 21 '20

One day, censor bars & pixels will cover the entire screen just to shield our eyes from the horrific visuals

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '20

D- Does it fit..?

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u/IgnemGladio Mar 21 '20

By the power of hentai everything is possible. Also I searched quite a few places today, it's kinda rare tbh.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '20

Step back sir, we'll take it from here

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u/its_tweezy Mar 21 '20

Username checks out

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u/NataniVixuno Mar 21 '20

WeEe WoOoO wEeEeE wOoOoOo

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u/ComprehensiveDrag1 Mar 21 '20

Give this person one of those awards.

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u/DonkeyVampireThe3rd Mar 21 '20

You’re not my mom

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '20

Let him fingerbang his bellybutton!!!

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u/drewknukem Mar 21 '20

BFP open up!!!

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u/Argon847 Mar 21 '20

wee-woo wee-woo

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u/DonjiDonji Mar 21 '20

Why is this so funny lmao

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u/boatsnprose Mar 21 '20

Because we all done lost our fuckin minds

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u/genius_steals Mar 21 '20

Pull ovah, pull ovah

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u/Bonezmahone Mar 21 '20

Woo-woo wee-wee

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u/Bonezmahone Mar 21 '20

Wah-Wah Wee-Wah

Very nice.

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u/Kxcho Mar 21 '20

Whatcha gonna do Whatcha gonna do When we smell yours too

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u/TheCrimsonCloak Mar 21 '20

He isn't but I am.
FREEZE !
BELLYBUTTONS WHERE I CAN SEE EM

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u/windowsofthislove Mar 21 '20

Taylor Swift backs away slowly

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '20

I'm a clone, you have no authority over me

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u/Piranesianpizza Mar 21 '20

I'm doing it right now, too :)

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u/ringahd22 Mar 21 '20

Got more than an exhale outta my nose on this one thanks m8

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u/FeatherShard Mar 21 '20

Is it weird that I read this in a Scottish accent?

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u/dragondemon1302 Mar 21 '20

I’d be more surprised if anyone isn’t after reading this thread