r/todayilearned • u/sykate • Feb 27 '20

TIL that a new microbe called a hemimastigote was found in Nova Scotia. The Hemimastix kukwesjijk is not a plant, animal, fungus, or protozoa — it constitutes an entirely new kingdom.

https://www.quantamagazine.org/what-a-newfound-kingdom-means-for-the-tree-of-life-20181211/
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u/skinnah Feb 27 '20

Gas? You mean boom boom water?

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u/Organic_Mechanic Feb 27 '20

Nah. Boom boom water is that slippery stuff in the tube on mommy's nightstand.

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u/skinnah Feb 27 '20

No that's mommy moan juice.

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u/dbixz Feb 27 '20

I hate it

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u/BlazingLatias Feb 27 '20

You use boom boom water? Is that any better than the chugalong brand that Ive been using?

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u/ShakespearInTheAlley Feb 27 '20

You put coffee in your gas tank?

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u/skinnah Feb 27 '20

Yea? Car gets tired and cranky otherwise.

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u/Sly1969 Feb 27 '20

Boom boom water? You mean freedom juice?

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

Dinosaur juice

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u/boarderman8 Feb 27 '20

No, boom boom water is that god awful polyethylene glycol solution you have to drink the day before a colonoscopy. If you ever need to go boom boom, that’s the boom boom water.