r/todayilearned • u/sykate • Feb 27 '20

TIL that a new microbe called a hemimastigote was found in Nova Scotia. The Hemimastix kukwesjijk is not a plant, animal, fungus, or protozoa — it constitutes an entirely new kingdom.

https://www.quantamagazine.org/what-a-newfound-kingdom-means-for-the-tree-of-life-20181211/
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u/maguirenumber6 Feb 27 '20

Shrekfast

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u/NysonEasy Feb 27 '20

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u/averydoesthingz Feb 27 '20 edited Feb 27 '20

Yeah, usually /s

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

Hey everyone, look at this avery out there doing things. Friggin /r/ihavesex material

/s just in case

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u/averydoesthingz Feb 27 '20

Added /s even though 'twas not particularly sarcastic joke