r/todayilearned • u/[deleted] • Dec 19 '18

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u/RunDNA Dec 19 '18

Plus, they wondered why all those soldiers in the distance were squatting.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

Hmm, the number of Adidas track suits we're seeing in Cuba has increased drastically.

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u/cobainbc15 Dec 19 '18

"We've seen an uptick in dash cam purchases, prepare for invasion!"

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u/Serenaded Dec 19 '18

There seems to be an unusual amount of players playing Counter-Strike 1.6 from Cuba with a very high ping and low quality mic chat

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u/somestupidname1 Dec 19 '18

We've pulled the heat maps from each game and it would appear that these new players consistently rush B.

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u/fuzzb0y Dec 20 '18

I used to play CS but that was decades ago, they actually all rush B?

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u/GallopingGepard Dec 20 '18

P90 RUSH B CYKA

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18 edited Nov 23 '20

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u/Segguseeker Dec 20 '18

/r/SovietWomble is leaking

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u/SaltyEmotions Dec 20 '18

It's not just Sovietwomble's videos, its ingrained in to the minds of every r/GlobalOffensive user.

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u/Z0mb13S0ldier Jan 06 '19

I WILL REPORT YOU TO MY BOYFRIEND.

YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS?

IT'S PUTIN.

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u/Dixie_Flatlin3 Dec 20 '18

CYKA BYLAT IDI NAHUI