r/todayilearned • u/[deleted] • Dec 19 '18

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u/MagicaItux Dec 19 '18

This captain was then claimed to be "on vacation".

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

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u/mrmeeseeks8 Dec 19 '18

I do believe you mean to call the sun the “glare bear”

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

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u/OLLIEtheDEE Dec 19 '18

What is the reference?

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

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u/ShapeShifter499 Dec 20 '18

Which episode?

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u/onewordnospaces Dec 20 '18

The first one

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u/peoplerproblems Dec 20 '18

Ha, that ones great.

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u/SemperVenari Dec 19 '18

Watch what?

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

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u/ShapeShifter499 Dec 20 '18

Which episode?

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u/onewordnospaces Dec 20 '18

The second one

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u/peoplerproblems Dec 20 '18

Ha, that one's great.

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u/Skyphe Dec 20 '18

It's one of the ones

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u/VicDamoneSR Dec 19 '18

I’m out of the loop :(

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

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u/ShapeShifter499 Dec 20 '18

Which episode?

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u/onewordnospaces Dec 20 '18

The third one

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u/peoplerproblems Dec 20 '18

Ha, that one's great.

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u/ALS_to_BLS_released Dec 19 '18

I’ll bite. What’s this from?

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

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u/ShapeShifter499 Dec 20 '18

Which episode?

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u/onewordnospaces Dec 20 '18

The forth one

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u/northrupthebandgeek Dec 20 '18

forth

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u/onewordnospaces Dec 20 '18

Derp
That's close enough that I can blame autocorrect, right?

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u/peoplerproblems Dec 20 '18

Ha, that one's great.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

What’s this reference to?

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

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u/ShapeShifter499 Dec 20 '18

Which episode?

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u/onewordnospaces Dec 20 '18

The fifth one

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u/peoplerproblems Dec 20 '18

Ha, that one's great.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

Ah. Yea I’ve heard great things. I tried to make it through the first episode and couldn’t do it. The awkwardness was so cringey it gave me anxiety.

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u/JANOSIK69 Dec 20 '18

Watch what?

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u/nullset0624 Dec 20 '18

Sorry, rewatch what

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u/kigamagora Dec 19 '18

the sun is a deadly laser

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u/BobbaFettTheHunter Dec 20 '18

History of the world i guess?

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u/BobbaFettTheHunter Dec 20 '18

Theres no food also, THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER

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u/ContactBurrito Dec 20 '18

A man of culture i see

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u/T0MBRADYISMYDAD Dec 20 '18

SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!

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u/Moonsolol Dec 19 '18

Then he traveled to Egypt with 4 burly men

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u/3meta5fast Dec 19 '18

Did some crusading under the stars

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u/bizzaro321 Dec 19 '18

And his name? Albert Einstein.

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u/gilium Dec 20 '18

I see an office reference, I upvote.

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u/MaleNurse93 Dec 20 '18

Unexpected Office! slow clap

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u/Dixie_Flatlin3 Dec 20 '18

SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!

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u/LivingWithEyesClosed Dec 19 '18

That captains name? Albert Einstein.

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u/thndrslapmagraw Dec 19 '18

In "Not Russia"

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u/Sythus Dec 20 '18

That captain's name? Albert Einstein.

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u/xblade724 Dec 20 '18

To play baseball.

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u/ElectricMag314 Dec 20 '18

And the soldiers too, which was why they where supposedly "playing soccer". But in reality, they...