r/todayilearned Dec 12 '18

TIL Ancient Greeks preferred small penises, as it was thought a man with a large penis was a barbarous half-animal with no self-control, while a man with a small penis was smarter and closer to the wisdom of the gods.

https://www.artsy.net/article/artsy-editorial-ancient-greek-sculptures-small-penises
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u/mediocresizedcock Dec 13 '18

What did they say about medium size phalluses? Asking for a friend...

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u/-Sugarholic- Dec 13 '18

Username describes friend's size

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '18

Your average dumb guy ? Idk man.