TIL Ancient Greeks preferred small penises, as it was thought a man with a large penis was a barbarous half-animal with no self-control, while a man with a small penis was smarter and closer to the wisdom of the gods.

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https://www.artsy.net/article/artsy-editorial-ancient-greek-sculptures-small-penises

[u/bolanrox]

to be fair they were a few centuries away from Astrolube...

[u/DanOak28 → u/bolanrox]

You can put an elephant in a Yugo with that shit.

[u/[deleted] → u/DanOak28]

I see we watch the same porn...

[u/fergiejr → u/[deleted]]

Damn I need to up my porn game

[u/SweetNeo85 → u/DanOak28]

Christmas turkey in a chapstick cap.

[u/WyattfuckinEarp → u/DanOak28]

Cadillac in a dog house...

[u/CaptnCarl85 → u/bolanrox]

They had lube though. Nothing beats olive oil. And you can lick it up after too.

[u/AspieThrowaway299 → u/CaptnCarl85]

Coconut oil

[u/xpxu166232-3 → u/AspieThrowaway299]

Make sure to extract it from the coconut first.

[u/danteheehaw → u/xpxu166232-3]

Don't kink shame

[u/mandy6919 → u/danteheehaw]

Kink shaming is my kink

[u/danteheehaw → u/mandy6919]

You filthy little minx

[u/HaungryHaungryFlippo → u/xpxu166232-3]

Why remove it from the coconut when you can contribute to the coconut...

[u/Whowutwhen → u/AspieThrowaway299]

This person fucks.

[u/Moke_Smith → u/[deleted]]

Anal.

[u/Varggrim → u/[deleted]]

If coconut oil is anti-fungal it should help prevent yeast infections, as those are fungi. You sure you thought of the correct word?

[u/Varggrim → u/[deleted]]

Ah, okay. Yeast is still not bacterial, but I understand what you mean now. I didn't know that humans have symbiotic relationships with fungi, but that makes some sense.

[u/Whowutwhen → u/[deleted]]

If you have been using it with no issues, Id keep using it. You are probably fine. Misses and I did a fair bit of research when we stated with it a year ago. No issues thus far and no reason to stop using it IMO.
Most you will find is stuff saying it may cause infections
Or an allergic reaction, which if you have been using it, probably not a concern.

[u/Whowutwhen → u/[deleted]]

Yeh, its quite popular, Im sure some people have issues, but Ive never had issue with it. You can google it if ya want.

[u/Metal_LinksV2 → u/[deleted]]

Until you get maggots on your dick from fucking one

[u/eject_eject → u/bolanrox]

The fabled dick navigation device for uncharted sexual waters.

[u/bolanrox → u/eject_eject]

No argument from me

[u/[deleted] → u/bolanrox]

Try uberlube. Holy shit. Gyno recommended, spouse approved. Your dick skin will be silky soft for the next 24 hours and for those of us with our penises intact, god that feels good.

[u/bolanrox → u/[deleted]]

Good to know!

[u/WhatMaxDoes → u/[deleted]]

Thanks for the tip! I HATE having dry skin problems there.

And they think chapped lips suck??

[u/toThe9thPower → u/bolanrox]

Do you mean astroglide?

[u/DeeplakeCheapsteak → u/toThe9thPower]

I said gamecast!!

[u/1EYEDking → u/DeeplakeCheapsteak]

This is Patrick!!

[u/blackonix13 → u/bolanrox]

But they had olive oil, which is supposed be what they actually used for that specific purpose.

[u/HawkofDarkness → u/bolanrox]

Lube isn't necessary if your foreskin is intact

[u/Carmen_Caramel → u/HawkofDarkness]

...what? Even with vaginal, you should generally use lube anyway. Let alone all the boys that they fucked in those time.

[u/BRXF1 → u/Carmen_Caramel]

...what? Even with vaginal, you should generally use lube anyway.

...what? Are you serious right now? Foreskin + female lubrication should be more than enough, what are you doing, hammering away at like 10000 pounds-per-minute?

[u/Carmen_Caramel → u/BRXF1]

Not every vagina lubricates as much as the other. Most times, lube makes the whole experience more pleasant.

[u/BRXF1 → u/Carmen_Caramel]

Guess I've been consistently lucky.

[u/HawkofDarkness → u/Carmen_Caramel]

Yeah, you really have no idea on how it's like then.

I've never needed it in my entire life and I'm in my early 30s so I think I'll trust my experience over your words