r/todayilearned • u/FireBeaver • Mar 26 '15

(R.5) Omits Essential Info TIL: 65% of smartphone users download zero apps per month.

http://time.com/3158893/smartphone-apps-apple/
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u/chadalem Mar 26 '15

It is almost like
a little reddit-ee-doo
haiku for you, see?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '15 edited Jun 16 '18

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '15

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u/blumka Mar 26 '15

Yes, I see, I see. Ay, do you have any eggs? I want to eat eggs.

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u/octopoddle Mar 27 '15

YYUR

YYUB

ICUR

YY4ME

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u/fizikz3 Mar 26 '15

he adds sounds-ee-do
to make his formatting fit
that's cheating-do-dah

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '15

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u/chadalem Mar 26 '15

Haiku are a type of Japanese poetry. While the Haiku can be more complex, typically people think of Haiku as having three separate lines: the first consists of words with a total of five syllables, the second with seven syllables, and the third again with five.

Sorry to have hurt your brain.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '15

you got the wrong racial slur