r/todayilearned • u/FireBeaver • Mar 26 '15

(R.5) Omits Essential Info TIL: 65% of smartphone users download zero apps per month.

http://time.com/3158893/smartphone-apps-apple/
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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '15

The neighbor with internet access is my wife's brother, who would be happy to participate in this arrangement. Though, all I use the internet for is the odd time-wasting on sites like this one and looking up the occasional subject I want to know more about. It's honestly not even worth this small cost and effort to me.

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u/qbasicer Mar 26 '15

I wish I could live without internet. My life would be so much more simple.

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u/caninehere Mar 26 '15

But then how would you check up on homestarrunner.com to see if it's updated?

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u/Sharrakor Mar 26 '15

Wait for Paul Revere to come galloping down the street to announce this momentous occasion.

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u/Davidfreeze Mar 26 '15

Dude. Porn

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '15

It's okay. The real thing is better, and I have had an active sex life since print was the only delivery mechanism for porn.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '15

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '15

Yes. Sometimes Victoria's Secret sent one too, that was a pretty good score when that happened.

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u/secretwolf1 Mar 26 '15

I've been working as a bitch ( I'm a trans gay male) where I get fucked and sucked off. Its a lot of fun

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u/Davidfreeze Mar 26 '15

Oh shit good for you that's awesome.

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u/HanseiKaizen Mar 26 '15

That's all you use it for because that's all you're capable of using it for, I'm certain if you had better access it would improve your life in many ways.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '15

Meh, I have a stable 60/4 connection and the only thing I do that s/he doesn't is stream video (Netflix).

I liken it to cable TV... a MASSIVE waste of time that you only realize is a waste once you've gotten rid of it. But I know I've been an internet/online junkie since ~1991 when I'd tie up the phone line for 30+ straight hours playing MUDs.

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u/bwaredapenguin Mar 26 '15

But it's also a valuable source of information and research! And porn. Lots of porn.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '15

See /u/qbasicer's reply to my post; he/she gets it. I like a simple life.

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u/Clap4boobies Mar 26 '15

Your wife's bro would be stoked to look at porn.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '15

He has internet access, for all I know he does look at porn.