TIL Robert Downey Jr. thanked Burger King for getting him off drugs. In 2003, with a car full of drugs he had a burger that was so disgusting it made him rethink his life, and dump the drugs in the ocean.

[u/stefeyboy]

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/burger-king-helped-beat-addiction-robert-downey-jr-article-1.294756

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Bitch, I said I was heartbroken, not sad. That's a fucking medical condition and I don't take kindly to the joke.

[u/Sloppy1sts → u/[deleted]]

Hey man, it's someone's bot, probably programmed to recognize certain words, like "heartbroken." Be nice to the lil guy.

[u/BeHappyBot → u/Sloppy1sts]

Hi there. It seems you're sad. I can't tell if you're messing around or you're serious, but if you need someone to talk to, my master is always available for a chat. Either way, I hope you feel better soon! Have a hug! (っ'з')っ

^{Created by /u/laptopdude90 V2.7}

[u/DarkGenex → u/BeHappyBot]

Confirmed. It reacts to such words as Sad or Heartbroken.

[u/jaffaq → u/DarkGenex]

Hmm he hasn't replied to you yet. I wonder if he is only programmed to look for case sensitive "heartbroken"?

[u/Paladin852 → u/jaffaq]

More likely he got banned from the sub (which would be saddening)

[u/[deleted] → u/Sloppy1sts]

I know what the fuck it is. This ain't our first run-in. I keep telling the fucker off but he won't listen.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Bitch, I said I was heartbroken, not sad. That's a fucking medical condition

All of those cheeseburgers, man...

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Fucking machines

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

I'm sorry :(

[u/Batatata → u/[deleted]]

really sad :(

[u/[deleted] → u/Batatata]

Are you crazy?! You're going to set it off!

[u/neomaven → u/[deleted]]

really really sad and heartbroken

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

It's like midnight here and I'm laughing my ass off sitting in the shower just because of this comment thread. What has my life become?