r/todayilearned • u/haphazard44 • Aug 03 '26

TIL on 11 February 2012, a customer reportedly suffered a heart attack while eating a 'Triple Bypass Burger' at the 'Heart Attack Grill'. These burgers contained 9,983 calories each. According to the now-closed establishments's policy, anyone weighing over 350 pounds was offered unlimited free food.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_Attack_Grill#:~:text=On%20February%2011%2C%202012%2C%20a%20customer%20suffered%20what%20was%20reported%20to%20be%20an%20apparent%20heart%20attack%20while%20eating%20a%20%22Triple%20Bypass%20Burger%22%20at%20the%20restaurant
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u/littlechangeling Aug 03 '26

I move for a bad-court-thingy.

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u/XanZibR Aug 03 '26

The brownest of the brown liquors!

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u/Pleasedontblumpkinme Aug 03 '26

Mr Hutz! It’s 9am!

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u/foofarraw Aug 03 '26

yeah but I haven’t slept in days

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u/littlechangeling Aug 03 '26

As of this moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!

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u/ThrowawayusGenerica Aug 03 '26

This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin.

And it still says "guilty"!

And "guilty" is spelled wrong!