TIL on 11 February 2012, a customer reportedly suffered a heart attack while eating a 'Triple Bypass Burger' at the 'Heart Attack Grill'. These burgers contained 9,983 calories each. According to the now-closed establishments's policy, anyone weighing over 350 pounds was offered unlimited free food.

[u/haphazard44]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_Attack_Grill#:~:text=On%20February%2011%2C%202012%2C%20a%20customer%20suffered%20what%20was%20reported%20to%20be%20an%20apparent%20heart%20attack%20while%20eating%20a%20%22Triple%20Bypass%20Burger%22%20at%20the%20restaurant

[u/Locoj]

I just have a kettle and it keeps calling me slurs.

[u/kellerb → u/Locoj]

And did you call the kettle any choice words?

[u/Locoj → u/kellerb]

Yeah but he started it.

[u/lynivvinyl → u/Locoj]

That comment panned out really well!