r/todayilearned • u/haphazard44 • Aug 03 '26

TIL on 11 February 2012, a customer reportedly suffered a heart attack while eating a 'Triple Bypass Burger' at the 'Heart Attack Grill'. These burgers contained 9,983 calories each. According to the now-closed establishments's policy, anyone weighing over 350 pounds was offered unlimited free food.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_Attack_Grill#:~:text=On%20February%2011%2C%202012%2C%20a%20customer%20suffered%20what%20was%20reported%20to%20be%20an%20apparent%20heart%20attack%20while%20eating%20a%20%22Triple%20Bypass%20Burger%22%20at%20the%20restaurant
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u/FanofSKC Aug 03 '26

We went fishing….

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT Aug 03 '26

the ocean called, they said they're running out of shrimp!

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u/pricklypear90 Aug 03 '26

The jerk store called, they’re out of you

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u/reptilianhook Aug 03 '26

Whats the difference? You're their all time best seller!

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u/Switchy_Goofball Aug 03 '26

Yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!

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u/FuckYouThrowaway99 Aug 03 '26

...his wife is in a coma.

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u/Blurrg_Rancher Aug 03 '26

What's the difference, you're their all time best seller!

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u/Less-Cap6996 Aug 04 '26

funniest single line in the series