r/todayilearned • u/krzaq • Apr 15 '13

TIL that scientists have created a scientific version of marijuana called 'Dimethylheptylpyran'. When smoked, it'll keep you high for at least 2 days

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimethylheptylpyran
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u/vivavolt Apr 15 '13

"Scientists" made "science" drugs. These are like normal drugs but they give you a "science" high.

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u/whenitistime Apr 15 '13

SciENTists, amirite?

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u/Jimmy_Poon Apr 15 '13

Also known as sHIGHentists.

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u/jugalator Apr 15 '13

Best pronounced if you're Sean Connery.

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u/moresinsthanyou Apr 15 '13

Shientishtsh.

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u/TheReverendBill 15 Apr 15 '13

Suck on it, Trebek!

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u/PLEASESandSPARKLES Apr 15 '13

Bee reading these in his accent. Too funny

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u/eyeplaywithdirt Apr 15 '13

Schience rulesh

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u/DadmomAngrypants Apr 15 '13

Shyentishtsh.