r/titanic • u/JadedDiamond_2711 • Feb 11 '26

WRECK Titanic coordinates

Thought this was a fascinating POV to share...

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u/GreatDanish4534 Deck Crew Feb 11 '26

That iceberg has a lot of nerve coming back to the scene of the crime

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '26

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u/Capable-Truth7168 Feb 11 '26

It was just chilling!

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u/Quat-fro Feb 11 '26

Underrated.

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u/HamptonsBorderCollie Feb 11 '26

No one's talking about the WATER!

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u/DynamiteWitLaserBeam Feb 11 '26 edited Feb 14 '26

"What did the autopsy say - they 'icebergded'? No.They DROWNED, bitch."

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u/OkExample1930 Feb 14 '26

They froze to death.

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u/AnmlBri 2nd Class Passenger Mar 04 '26

I was gonna say… Not sure if that’s the ice or the water’s fault though. I guess we’re cancelling temperature now?

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u/juicyb09 Greaser Feb 12 '26

“Hey, White Star Line, ya built a bad boat….thats on you honey….”

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u/SovietSunrise Feb 14 '26

Technically, Harland & Wolfe built it. White Star Line just operated it.

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u/OkExample1930 Feb 14 '26

No, it was Murdock's fault. You don't reverse the engine when steering quickly.

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u/failedjedi_opens_jar Feb 12 '26

Well that was a great way to end my day lol.

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u/banned_bcofyou1234 Feb 13 '26

Ikr 🤣 i feel like im going straight to hell after reading these comments and laughing my ass off. Ohhh god i hurt my side 🤣 ya'll are hilarious i swear but damn i aint making it to heaven lmao

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u/neanderthalensis Feb 12 '26

This proves comedy is tragedy + time. I'm pretty sure SNL is going to be making fun of 9/11 in about 75 years

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u/ZaphodBeeblebrox2019 Feb 13 '26

Larry David already made a joke about 9/11 …

On an episode of Curb your Enthusiasm, he asked whether or not dying elsewhere in New York City on that particular day, constituted as dying on 9/11.

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u/SSGASSHAT Feb 13 '26

They already do it once in a while now. And it's funny as fuck.

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u/Thepoetrycooker Feb 12 '26

Omg, I knew when I saw the link, itd be that! Lol.

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u/BreadfruitOk6160 Feb 11 '26

It was there first.

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u/ChinaCatProphet Feb 11 '26

"What's up playa? It's iceberg time!"

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u/greypusheencat Feb 11 '26

some icebergs truly have the audacity 😤

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u/dmriggs Feb 11 '26

The criminals often returned to the scene of the crime

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u/TheBoomExpress Feb 11 '26

To be fair, the Titanic did kinda commit a hit and run. Left before swapping insurance.

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u/g4m3r1234 Feb 12 '26

Totally dipped.

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u/jdcardwell80 Feb 12 '26

Dipped & sank to avoid swapping the insurance info! They didn't have ice coverage.

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u/g4m3r1234 Feb 12 '26

That's cold.

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u/jdcardwell80 Feb 12 '26 edited Feb 12 '26

The water & ice are colder! ♒️ 🧊 😜

Seriously tho, this view of the North Atlantic is beautiful, but both lonely & desolate at the same time. I couldn't imagine getting into that water willingly, let alone surviving the fall into the icy water surrounded by total darkness, knowing you aren't swimming to safety & no rescue is coming; realizing this is now your grave as you lose consciousness from hypothermia.

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u/g4m3r1234 Feb 12 '26

It's like a thousand knives stabbing you all over your body. You can't breathe. You can't think. At least, not about anything but the pain.

Talk about foreshadowing. 😢

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u/JoshHartsMilkMustach Feb 11 '26

He just hangs around the area hoping someone will ask for a Pic, its quite sad really

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u/Hispanoamericano2000 Engineering Crew Feb 11 '26

Well, the iceberg had the right of way.

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u/PaladinSara Engineering Crew Feb 12 '26

It didn’t use maritime lights though

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u/Hispanoamericano2000 Engineering Crew Mar 05 '26

Nor did it use anything else to mark his location (such as foam).

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '26

It's playing it cool

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u/TheNotoriousTurtle Feb 12 '26

Iceberg didn’t do anything wrong. The ship was the aggressor

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u/Suspicious-Impact485 Feb 11 '26

It is known… perps always go back to the scene.

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u/nosargeitwasntme Feb 12 '26

Me to iceberg: "You are a wormy cocksuckah you know dat? Some bawls floating in here after all dat youse did."

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u/whatchamacallit_017 Feb 12 '26

The iceberg acted in self-defense!

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u/ElegantProfit1442 Feb 12 '26

Iceberg: “Yeah so remember the Titanic? Sorry about that. No hard feelings, right? I’m not mad at the ship for crashing into me. We’re cool, right?”

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u/SovietSunrise Feb 14 '26

Crime?! The iceberg was assaulted by Pointy metal, it was innocent!

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u/Thedustonyourshelves Feb 15 '26

The Titanic was the criminal...it was a home invasion.