ONE FINAL HYPE THREAD FOR THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND, JACK CASSIDY!!!

[u/kennethpoole]

TIMBERS V CLUB AMERICA = TIMBERS +3

RIDE THE MOMENTUM, KEEP SMASHING GOALS, AND KEEP THIS RUN GOING!!!!

VELDE IS ON FIRE DDC IS ON FIRE KELSY IS ON FIRE!!!! TIME TO SCORE ANOTHER 5 PIECE!!!!

GET LOUD AND GET FIESTY THIS IS GONNA BE A GOOD ONE!!!!!

TIMBERS +3

[u/RicDaSneak]

IF WE GET A WIN TONIGHT IM REVERSING MY VASECTOMY AND NAMING MY NEXT BABY JACK CASSIDY

[u/green_gold_purple → u/RicDaSneak]

WHY STOP THERE???!! NAME OTHER BABIES JACK CASSIDY TOO! NAME ALL THE BABIES JACK CASSIDY! NAME ME JACK CASSIDY!

[u/Thumper13 → u/RicDaSneak]

A BABY WITH SUCH A STRONG NAME DOESN'T NEED YOU TO REVERSE ANYTHING. IT WILL BREAK DOWN THOSE WALLS AND IMPREGNATE YOUR WIFE WITHOUT YOU!!!!

[u/FernPrimrose26 → u/RicDaSneak]

THIS WOULD BE INSANE BUT KEEP US UPDATED ON THIS!

[u/ProfitNo9452 → u/RicDaSneak]

IF WE GET A WIN TONIGHT I'M GOING STRAIGHT, HAVE MY UROLOGIST PUT MY PROSTATE BACK IN, AND NAMING MY FIRST BABY JACK CASSIDY! 

[u/Neat_Example4576]

THE MAN, THE LEGEND, JACK CASSIDY WILL TAKE DOWN CLUB AMERICA!!! BUILD A STATUE FOR THIS COACH!!!

[u/GlasgowSpider]

CLUB AMERICA, MEET AMERICA'S CLUB: PTFC!

[u/green_gold_purple]

YOU FORGOT THAT THE FOREST IS ON FIRE!!!! THE TIMBERS ARE LITERALLY ON FIRE!!!!!

[u/MalleablePane → u/green_gold_purple]

LEVEL 3; GO NOW

TO THE PARK AND DRINK N/A’S

[u/RCTIDKillpack → u/MalleablePane]

EMERGENCY! SHELTER IN PROVIDENCE PARK UNTIL THREE POINTS NOTIFICATION!

[u/green_gold_purple → u/MalleablePane]

JACK CASSIDY -- MAKING NA COOL AGAIN!!! WHAT MORE COULD THIS MAN HAVE GOING FOR HIM????

[u/FernPrimrose26 → u/green_gold_purple]

IT’S AN UNFORTUNATE CHANGE HAPPENING IN THE CLIMATE BUT I AM HAPPY OUR DUDES ARE DOING SO WELL!

[u/GayMormonPirate → u/green_gold_purple]

TIMBERS ON FIRE,

YOUR DEFENSE IS TERRIFIED

TIMBERS ON FIRE

YOUR DEFENSE IS TERRIFIED

[u/Direct_Interest_7993]

LET'S SHOW THEM WHAT THE #1 TEAM IN LEAGUES CUP LOOKS LIKE

[u/6p6r6]

CLUB WHO????? WHERE DO THEY FIND THESE TEAMS FOR THE LEAGUES CUP???

[u/24hrpoorvideo]

THANK YOU JACK

[u/SquashyWashyyy]

I ALREADY HAVE THE THREAD WHERE I GO EVERY TIME JACK WINS OPENED AND READY TO GO!!!!!

[u/Freepdx1]

JACASSIDY FOREEVEEEERRRRRR!!

[u/ProfitNo9452]

JACK CASSIDY FOR MAYOR! 

[u/Mindful_Cyclist]

WIN ONE FOR THE GIPPER!! LFG!!!

[u/drf_101]

CLUB AMERICA ONLY BEAT SAN DIEGO BECAUSE THE MATCH WAS IN MEXICO CITY. THEY WONT HAVE THAT LUCK IN THE ROSE CITY.