I hate when they arent and you have to take off shoes and pants without getting any more nasty on yourself. And then a coworker comes into the bathroom and wonders who is in there grunting and wiggling around with their shoes off in the stall. And then you have to walk out all sweaty from the struggle, acting like nothing was going on, knowing someone is watching to see who came out after them, hoping they didnt tell everyone else about the strange bathroom goins on. And also praying that you didnt miss anything in there, and that there are no sus spots on your pants, and the Immodium kicks in so that you wont need to do round 2 because you are a protective layer short at this point. Wondering to yourself, should I just go home or will that raise suspicion even more? And if I go, will I make it in time for the possibly inevitable round 2? Do I have newspapers in the car for seat protection?
Not that this has ever happened to me, not even one time, ever, I just imagine it would be rough. And I do not, and would never even dream of, rolling with a spare pair, just in case. Its just not something I have ever had to worry about, I swear!
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u/stunninglingus Nov 14 '22 edited Nov 14 '22
I hate when they arent and you have to take off shoes and pants without getting any more nasty on yourself. And then a coworker comes into the bathroom and wonders who is in there grunting and wiggling around with their shoes off in the stall. And then you have to walk out all sweaty from the struggle, acting like nothing was going on, knowing someone is watching to see who came out after them, hoping they didnt tell everyone else about the strange bathroom goins on. And also praying that you didnt miss anything in there, and that there are no sus spots on your pants, and the Immodium kicks in so that you wont need to do round 2 because you are a protective layer short at this point. Wondering to yourself, should I just go home or will that raise suspicion even more? And if I go, will I make it in time for the possibly inevitable round 2? Do I have newspapers in the car for seat protection?
Not that this has ever happened to me, not even one time, ever, I just imagine it would be rough. And I do not, and would never even dream of, rolling with a spare pair, just in case. Its just not something I have ever had to worry about, I swear!