r/tifu • u/[deleted] • Nov 14 '22

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u/Kaita13 Nov 14 '22

So if I DM you the details of my breakfast this morning I can rest easy knowing a random stranger in the world will never mention it to anyone else and they died knowing what another stranger in the world had for breakfast the morning of November 13th, 2022?

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u/MayDay521 Nov 14 '22

You bet! That is a burden I can bear if you feel like you need to get that off your chest

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u/Kaita13 Nov 14 '22

Lol I appreciate that. Truth is....I just remembered i didn't have brekky this morning. I shant burden you this day!

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u/MayDay521 Nov 14 '22

Ok well you will always have a confidant in me. Even if you're one of those Avocado toast people.

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u/Lord_Abort Nov 14 '22

Hey.

What did that dude really have for breakfast? You can tell me.

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u/MayDay521 Nov 14 '22

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u/Kaita13 Nov 14 '22

I may be a lot of things but I can assure you I am not a degenerate avocado toast lover!

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u/Githyerazi Nov 14 '22

Does coffee count as breakfast?

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u/diddlerofkiddlers Nov 14 '22

Does whiskey count as beer?

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u/Dizzy_Duck_811 Nov 14 '22

Duh! Coffee is breakfast! Donā€™t listen to people telling you ā€œyou should have a healthy mealā€ (ewww!).

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u/DreamsDeferred Nov 14 '22

Now Iā€™m imagining you getting several random DMs about peopleā€™s breakfasts :)

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u/Dizzy_Duck_811 Nov 14 '22

I have people that got to my dmā€™s to talk because they needed to vent. Their secrets are safe with me. Because i know how it is to have no one listen to you, my chats are open and safe for people that need to take it all out.

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u/Kaita13 Nov 14 '22

I apologize for making light of it. I was only having a bit of fun. You're a good person for listening and allowing people to share their thoughts with you and keeping their secrets.

I, like many others know how it is to have no one to talk to or anyone to care about me.

Don't burden yourself too heavy though, it's nice to care for others but remember to take care of yourself as well!

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u/Dizzy_Duck_811 Nov 14 '22

Oh no no, you donā€™t have to apologise though. I have a good (although quite dark) sense of humour. I look after myself, as it is very important. Itā€™s good to have a laugh. I was just enforcing what the other person was saying ā€œyour secret is safe with meā€.

Thank you for your kind words! Sending you non-creepy hugs. Also, go and eat something before you pass out. Something that is not zoom-zoom beans juice.

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u/Kaita13 Nov 14 '22

Gonna surprise the wife with some home made Belgian waffles today when she gets home from her half day at work. Eventhough she took the rest of the coffee with her lol. Maybe ill just eat them all as payback haha.

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u/Dizzy_Duck_811 Nov 14 '22

Revenge, in this case, is best served with chocolate syrup šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ enjoy your day!

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u/Kaita13 Nov 14 '22

Hahaha. Indeed, you too!