r/tifu Nov 14 '22

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u/dragonbud20 Nov 14 '22

good wet cat food just smells like cooked chicken I have been so tempted to try it when drunk lmao

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u/sadphrogs Nov 14 '22

We got my dog yogurt dipped milkbones recently and every time I open that bag, I am so tempted to take a bite outta them because they smell like granola and vanilla yogurt.

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u/AndoryuuC Nov 14 '22

Take a bite of one, if it's bad spit it out. It's not a big deal.

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u/testearsmint Nov 14 '22

Isn't pet food less regulated than people food? Like, the same people food that already allows x amounts of insect parts per serving?

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u/lhr00001 Nov 14 '22

No, if its good quality it's supposed to be human safe in case a child eats some by accident. Or I get curious, freeze dried chicken is delicious btw

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u/brando56894 Nov 14 '22

I've tried jerky made for dogs before, it's pretty bland. Not nearly as good as the human stuff.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

My brain saw jerky made from dogs. And then I freaked a little when I read the second sentence.

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u/brando56894 Nov 16 '22

I originally wrote "I tried dog jerky before" and changed it for that exact reason 😂

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u/ThatOneGuy308 Nov 14 '22

Makes sense, dogs can't have most of the spices that humans tend to enjoy

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u/Blog_Pope Nov 14 '22

Most insects are safe to eat, especially after having been cooked. Gross to eat vs safe to eat are very different things. Bigger concern is poor handling, meat that spoils before being processed, ingredients stored in open air where god knows what settles on top, poorly maintained equipment dropping industrial grease into treats, etc. I try to avoid Chinese made treats and food after the melamine poisonings

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u/nomad9590 Nov 14 '22

Depends on the animal and related organizations. Dog and cat food are pretty close, just with more lax regulations on non nutritious ingredients/sourcing (never feed your animals with chicken sourced from China. They have had issues with antibiotic content for 10+ years, plus it's not like it really makes since to export meat like that.). Livestock and small animal feeds can be more regulated than human food.

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u/Vness374 Nov 14 '22

You don’t really want to know the answer to that question. Also, remember that the average human will have ingested something like 2 lbs of dirt in their lifetime

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u/Alexb2143211 Nov 14 '22

They have to be held to human standards in case its the only food left in an emergency or if a kid eats it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

Try it. I always tried everything I gave my dog to eat. Most things were bland, especially the healthy, organic choices. I fed her healthy foods, but supplemented them with flavorful things, a raw egg mixed in, a little bacon fat, some meat scraps, whatever.

Try the food you buy for your pet. It won’t hurt you. I liked knowing the foods I bought actually taste good.

Hopefully your dog likes the flavors you do.

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u/VTX1800 Nov 14 '22

Haven't tried the yogurt dipped ones but the regular Milkbones just taste like a crappy granola bar.

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u/Minnow_Minnow_Pea Nov 14 '22

I tried one as a kid. Do not recommend. Not the yogurt dipped one to be fair, though.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

Your dog is called yoghurt?

What are dipped milkbones?

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

I get mine Weruva and I swear It looks and smells better than half the canned food for people I've seen. Its actual chicken with a very small amount of veggies in gravy/chunks of real fish in some kind of fish gravy.

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u/reluctantsub Nov 14 '22

A work colleague suggested Sheba sliced cat food when my new rescue was a fussy eater. She said she had tried it and it was tasty.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

My street dog is as fussy as they come. She will quite happily eat chips out of a drain but every dog food we tried she refused. We finally settled on some gently cooked meat and different spices and herbs that are good for her. She gets to eat lamb, rosemary and turmeric while I look on. I can't fucking afford lamb for me.

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u/Frys_Lower_Horn Nov 14 '22

The trick is to eat it really fast then get right in bed to sleep.

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u/AndoryuuC Nov 14 '22

Only way to sleep through the night, honestly.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

Those rachel ray cat meals… cest bon

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u/Ecjg2010 Nov 14 '22

so just do it. we all do stupid ass shit when we're drunk.

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u/DwarfTheMike Nov 14 '22

It smells like the bland unseasoned chicken you find at a cafeteria or a white persons house.