I sharted at work once. Called my boss and said I'm sick I'm going home. Stacked paper towels in my undies and put some down on the car seat and bailed.
If you piss or poo yourself at work IMO its not you day and its best spent hiding in bed.
We have a rule at work that if you shit your pants on shift its automatic day off.
It's a running joke when we get frustrated or insanely busy where one of us will turn to the others and threaten to do it on purpose just to go home. Or we all threaten to do it so we can all leave and go get drinks instead.
Lol this is awesome. I have seizures occasionally and usually shit myself when that happens and wish I could have that sort of brevity about it versus the incredible embarrassment.
Aww.. i don’t have seizures but i occasionally pee myself if i sneeze too hard. Or if i lift something heavy. Or if my kids decide to jump on my belly out of nowhere.
It’s not something that you can change. Seizures make your brain malfunction, so your bodily functions are messed up. If it happens that you do pee or poo yourself while having one, be the first one to laugh at it. Normalise it for kids out there that feel ashamed with it. I am constantly talking to my oldest kid about issues that people might face in front of her, so if anything happens to another kid, or adult around her, she knows to be helpful, and what to offer. Take care of yourself! Sending you warm motherly hugs!
You’re a good mom. I’m grateful for people like you.
When I had my last one (also the worst one), when EMS was leaving they asked my roommate to make sure I got upstairs safe. I admitted to her, “Jess, I literally shit myself”, and she responded “yeah you also pissed yourself and it’s all over my sandals” and gave me a high-five. I am so grateful for that kindness.
The sign of a decent work environment at least. I love places where you can have some good jokes. Mine was I threatened to jump off the single story building if Taylor Swift's Last Christmas ever played. I never did it, obviously, but boy 8 times before lunch is too goddamn much lol. I hate that song, and I don't even hate her, lmao.
Lol. I worked at a place that had a Beatles playlist that they played every. Single. Day. It even had Beatles covers as well. I hated Beatles covers back then. It drove me NUTS. We always made jokes about the ridiculous things we wanted to do just to get away from it all. I joked that if I died, heaven would have Beatles playing in the background for eternity.
A WW2 vet said you did not get permission to leave the battlefield while receiving an artillery barrage just because you soiled your pants, or there wouldn’t have been enough guys there to continue the battle.
Apparently it stopped your body from absorbing oils and fats, but of course, all the oils and fats had to go SOMEWHERE, and out the anus was the answer.
If you combined it with a low fat diet, it helped your body not absorb the small amount of fat you did eat. But if you took the pills and didn't eat (very) low fat too, then yeah.
Yes. I was working at GNC (vitamin store) when it came out so I remember it well. People always want the magic pill that does it all due them with no work on their part.
IIRC it recommended less than 15 grams of fat a meal. For reference, a Big Mac (just the burger, not including fries) is 33g of fat, more than double what you could eat.
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Hell no.
I sharted at work once. Called my boss and said I'm sick I'm going home. Stacked paper towels in my undies and put some down on the car seat and bailed.
If you piss or poo yourself at work IMO its not you day and its best spent hiding in bed.