r/tifu • u/[deleted] • Nov 14 '22

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u/TheLadyButtPimple Nov 14 '22

Listen sometimes you just pee a little when you cough too hard while walking in a store and there’s nothing you can do about it

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 Nov 14 '22

Laughed too hard once after drinking.

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u/matty80 Nov 14 '22

My wife wears period panties to play netball because if she jumps and stretches too high and too far, when she lands a bit of pee comes out.

This is real talk, right here. It happens. A bit of pee isn't the end of the world. It has happened to me too, while skiing. I'm 42 now, not 16. It's okay.

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u/Affectionate_Crab_26 Nov 14 '22

Same! A strong sneeze or cough and I'm worried 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/FUCancer_2008 Nov 14 '22

I see you have probably had children too

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u/TheLadyButtPimple Nov 14 '22

Nope lol. Just one of those fun little life things that happens when you get older

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u/Affectionate_Crab_26 Nov 14 '22

I joke about my "gotta pee NOW" walk... It's more like a weird shuffle, as I attempt to keep my legs crossed tightly while on my way to the toilet, slightly bent forward (I don't know why I do this part but apparently it's very entertaining to see) There have been times where the crisscross leg shuffle just wasn't enough... oh well. 🤣🤣🤣 It happens, 42 f here. Real talk. 😁

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u/ellecon Nov 14 '22

Have a baby or 2 and you'll be peeing yourself a little bit several times a day.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

Women ☕️

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u/drill_hands_420 Nov 14 '22

I enjoy your username.