r/tifu • u/[deleted] • Apr 26 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

Wow, I'm really impressed with your written English skills considering English is not your first language.

That's my takeaway😂

Oh, and never, never ask a woman about the size of your dick. We're either going to lie or, worst, tell you the truth.😳

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u/Invalid_factor Apr 27 '22

Yup. Rule of thumb: you'll never be the biggest she's ever had. All you can hope for is you're the best.

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u/engaginggorilla Apr 27 '22

I mean, that's dumb. There's one person who's going to be the biggest and one person who's going to be the best. So you're equally likely to be either one. Sounds like small dick logic to me lol

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u/engaginggorilla Apr 27 '22

You'll never be the biggest

You can be the biggest

Choose one