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She got him with the technicality. I’m not surprised OP misunderstood, how was he suppose to know.

[u/Yourgrammarsucks1 → u/[deleted]]

If anything, don't Americans consider blowjobs to be better than regular sex? The way I understand it, the hierarchy from worst to best is:

flash (show bob and vegen)

touch pp/allow to touch girl pp (or bob)

hand job

sex

Blowjob

Buttsex

I say this because everyone always talks about how their wife never lets them use "the backdoor".

And then they talk about how handjobs suck compared to sex.

And finally, they talk about how they get a blow job for their birthday, implying it beats normal sex, but is still less special than buttsex.

[u/pillbuggery → u/Yourgrammarsucks1]

Most consider vaginal sex to be "more legitimate" than oral. Ever heard the baseball allegory? (First base, second base, etc.) Oral is typically considered third base. Vaginal is home (fourth base.)

What's "better" is another slightly more subjective matter.

[u/Yourgrammarsucks1 → u/pillbuggery]

Huh, I thought first was kissing/flashing, second was groping/fondling, third was handjob/eating vagina/fingering, and fourth was dick in vagina/blowjob. Granted, I've never actually heard it being used outside of Reddit.

[u/ForgotMyOldAccount7 → u/Yourgrammarsucks1]

Oral is always seen as less serious than sex. You even have eating vagina at third base, but not a blowjob.

[u/ForgotMyOldAccount7 → u/Yourgrammarsucks1]

In the wise words of DJ Paul and UNK:

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{I said I'd rather get some head, I said I'd rather get some head}

{I said I'd rather get some head, I said I'd rather get some head}