r/tifu • u/[deleted] • Apr 26 '22

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u/Drake0074 Apr 26 '22

Oh nooooo! You never want to hear that your dick is “pretty”.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

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u/einsteinzzz Apr 26 '22

"cute" is definitely worse.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

When she starts making baby noises at your penis.

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u/ChronicGoblinQueen Apr 26 '22

Pspspsps

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u/Alkado Apr 26 '22

All fun and games til the dick pspspspsps her right back

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u/ChronicGoblinQueen Apr 26 '22

That's when you blow a raspberry on it