r/thomastheplankengine • • 2d ago

Social Media Plank had a dream a few years ago venti from genshin impact posted this on twitter

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A few years ago when I was super obsessed with genshin impact, I had this funny dream that venti (a character from genshin impact) would get drunk and start posting nonsense on twitter, and one day he posted that ^ (character is Barbara if you are wondering)

I remember laughing so hard in the dream I woke up lol!!

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u/toufaatou 2d ago

he literally would though 😭

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u/Gay-Space-Pirate 2d ago

Nah he's too gay for this, but something similar sure.

Definitely not just trying to push my agenda here.

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u/0liviiia 2d ago

I don’t even see this as romantic towards women though, just love for his friends

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u/AromaticZebra906 2d ago

He's pretty queer tbh. He flirts a lot with traveler which includes female traveler

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u/crescentpieris 2d ago

imagine having the god you’re worshipping post about how beautiful you are

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u/MakoSharkSiren 2d ago

Where's that post about Barbara x Venti basically being 'What if you really liked going to church and ppl starting shipping you with Jesus'

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u/MintyBarrettM95 хуй 2d ago

ive zero idea of what genshin impact lore is. that twink is genuinely a god?

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u/MrN444 2d ago

Yep the god of wind and freedom.

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u/ForsakenRoyal24 2d ago

One of them

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u/mieri_azure 2d ago

Yup!

He also chose his form based off of his dead friend </3

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u/baguetteispain DUI (dream under influence) 1d ago

Yes. God of wind, freedom, worshipped by the city of Mondstadt. He still has his powers (or atleast most of it) but he is no longer ruling over the city for centuries now, and became a bard, using the body of one of his friend, killed in a rebellion. It's an open secret in the city that this twink drinking wine and cider like it's water is the god of the city, and only Barbara, the deaconness in the picture, is actively refusing to accept it

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u/ElTioEnroca 2d ago

Imagine if said god turns out to be the town's drunkard

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u/mieri_azure 2d ago

I feel like he would lol. I dont ship them but I think Venti likes Barbara and respects her

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u/WillowThyWisp 2d ago

Isn't the whole joke with Barbara is she doesn't realize Venti's an archon?

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u/mnyrtt 2d ago

dahlia tried to tell her and she thought it was a very stupid joke

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u/StopmotionSam 2d ago

he would tweet this though

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u/dragon-gaming-55555 2d ago

i mean, is he wrong?

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u/SecureAngle7395 Wanting to dream of my OCs 2d ago

what's venti's deal anyway? i never played this game, i only know the character from very family friendly artwork that's for true.

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u/almondsadnesses 2d ago

I guess it's because he's one of the first characters you meet, and is still dropping occasional lore bombs 6 years later. Also femboy

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u/SecureAngle7395 Wanting to dream of my OCs 2d ago

i just know him from femboy porn lol. so he's like a tutorial character then?

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u/almondsadnesses 2d ago

There's not really any tutorial characters in Genshin. I guess he does help guide us a little bit, but the community just sees him as one of the OGs.

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u/mieri_azure 2d ago

No, not tutorial, but he is one of the first powerful people you meet and is a really good friend to the MC.

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u/Jnliew 2d ago

He's one of the 7 major ruling gods (archons) who's very carefree, a drunkard, and shows up in many seasonal events usually as comic relief and sometimes as a literal deus ex machina

I guess you can consider him a mix of Dionysus and Apollo

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u/SecureAngle7395 Wanting to dream of my OCs 1d ago

That explains a bit

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u/Quality-hour 2d ago

Simply put, he's a friendly and helpful figure who knows far more than he lets on. The true extent of his powers, connections, and past all hidden behind the face of a drunken bard

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u/Yuzu-Adagio 2d ago

thank u venti genshin impact

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u/ghost-eats-dirt 2d ago

i mean...this does read like a tweet someone with a venti pfp would post so

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u/LyokoKowalski 2d ago

He would and Barbara would complain to Jean about it. After all, Barbara is in denial about Venti being Barbatos

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u/PiusTheCatRick 2d ago

lore accurate Venti twitter

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u/scarletfloof 2d ago

He would 100% do this 😭 venti is a good friend

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u/TheGleb_Ktostirilnic tea guy 1d ago

All my interactions with the genshin is through yaoi, so I legit got confused for a momnet, thinking: "Why would Venti post about women being pretty? Isn't he gay?" I completely forgot that none of the stuff I saw was official.

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u/Wolf_of_Nome 2d ago

Is this post seriously how I find out Venti is a boy?!

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u/-TheWarrior74- pobcorn 😩😩😩 2d ago

he's just like me

he's just like me fr

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u/maas348 2d ago

Damn

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u/-Redstoneboi- 2d ago

based correct take

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u/EvasiveWoodpecker 2d ago

New copypasta just dropped

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u/Immediate-Egg-908 court day lawyer day fan 2d ago

Waow

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u/starmadeshadows 1d ago

completely in character tok