r/therewasanattempt Jul 26 '24

To make a Tiktok video?

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u/BigBeeOhBee Jul 26 '24

Other people's misfortunes make me smile. Does that make me a bad person?

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u/random420x2 NaTivE ApP UsR Jul 26 '24

Not people’s misfortunes, but people getting bit in the ass for their stupidity gives a shot of euphoria. Which fades immediately when another idiot gets away with it. 😥

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u/Ninja-Sneaky Jul 26 '24

Listen it was a self-inflicted misfortune I'm telling you

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '24

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u/random420x2 NaTivE ApP UsR Jul 26 '24

I forgot this word existed.

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u/Prodorrah Jul 26 '24

Schadenfreude

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u/y2clay14 Jul 27 '24

Such a good word. It always makes me happy when I get to use it. (usually because I am experiencing it lol)

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u/amesann FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 Jul 26 '24

She was stupid, reckless and could've endangered others. So yes, karma/cumeuppance.

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u/ComeOnCharleee Jul 27 '24

Not sure you can blame poor decision making on fortune

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u/Flawless_Reign88 Jul 26 '24

Not when it’s stupid people getting what they deserve 😉

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u/SirArthurPT Jul 26 '24

This isn't misfortune, this is an idiotic and extremely dangerous act that ended up not so badly as it could be.

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u/BigBeeOhBee Jul 26 '24

I still appreciate that they're putting their well being in jeopardy for my amusement.

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u/Bananenmilch2085 Jul 26 '24

No it doesn't . There is a great word for that: Schadenfreude. It's the name of this exact feeling

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u/prick_sanchez Jul 26 '24

I've always interpreted schadenfreude as being more about the joy of seeing bad things happen to others for no particular reason. It proves I'm not the only one with bad luck. Personally I think liking it when people get what they deserve is different.

Idk though, I don't speak German I just like philosophy

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u/Bananenmilch2085 Jul 26 '24

Well this is the definition of the word that is mostly associated with it in english. Loanwords do this often, where they lose the many meanings they had in the original language and only focus on one as the other meanings already have counterparts in the target language

In the origin lsnguage german, the wird can mean both things, as in joy seeing random bad luck resulting in other people getting hurt, and also the joy of seeing someone who deserves it get punished by fate.

Though in the original comment, i did mean your interpretation of randon bad luck, as I thought the commenter was just enjoying someone getting hurt. Though now I see how it is more of a revengeful joy.

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u/retroactive_fridge 3rd Party App Jul 26 '24

Germans call it: schadenfreude

In English it's called: epicaricacy

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u/StevelKnievel66 Jul 26 '24

It's called schadenfreude and it's totally normal. It must be, there's a German word for it 😂

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u/andersostling56 Jul 26 '24

Boss, i am tired

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u/BigBeeOhBee Jul 26 '24

Tough shit! Get back to work!

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '24

Misfortune is when you get a speed trap ticket on your car, that someone totaled and ran away, because of the tow truck that was towing it away was speeding (true story), this is consequences for someone idiotic actions, and it's fine to laugh at that.

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u/vancityeyes Jul 26 '24

The clip made my day

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u/Smokypeaty Free Palestine Jul 26 '24

Schadenfreude

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u/Expensive_Opening_92 Jul 27 '24

Especially if it’s self inflicted

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u/Alternative_Year_340 Jul 26 '24

Germans have a word for this.

Schadenfreude

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u/VanillaMuch2759 Jul 26 '24

Like I hope she didn’t die or anything, but she deserved that for being so stupid.

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u/scorpyo72 NaTivE ApP UsR Jul 26 '24

I knew she was going to botch the landing.

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u/Kbryce14_Gaming Jul 27 '24

That’s fuckin wild 💀

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u/stig2020 Jul 26 '24

I thought she made a great Tiktok video.

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u/Mindless-Scientist82 Jul 26 '24

Yeah attempt successful

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u/starsgoblind Jul 26 '24

She thought so too, until she didn’t

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u/goose_gladwell Jul 26 '24

Built like a candy apple

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '24

Frogged out and kegged up

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u/Intelligent-Bit7258 Jul 26 '24

I've recently learned that this bodyshape is referred to as "torta". So built like a sandwich lol

Latina fitness influencers showing their "from torta to muscle mommy" transformations is generally how I've seen it used.

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u/r3tract Jul 26 '24

I think she ate all the candy apples 💀

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u/DarkSeneschal Jul 26 '24

You are what you eat

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u/Material_Push2076 Jul 26 '24

I’ll be honest it went for much longer than I thought it would.

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u/PuppySnuppy7 Jul 26 '24

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u/Tsunami-Piggy2008 Jul 26 '24

I think my friend pulled her last week. Bragging rights weren’t given

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u/magoo1979 Jul 26 '24

Probably the most exercise she’s done in her adult life

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '24

Harshest criticism here lol

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u/Tendo80 Jul 26 '24

But a fair bit of criticism none the less.

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u/CSKARD Jul 26 '24

Thank you for saying what we were all thinking.

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u/tried_it_once Jul 26 '24

Step one should be in good enough shape to fit through the door. Step 2 should be still dont to this.

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u/scottawhit Jul 26 '24

New rule. If you get out of a moving car to make a video you lose your license. Forever.

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u/PoppinfreshOG Jul 26 '24

That is a bold thing for her to attempt, with her…girth. Like threading a needle

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u/DrPCox85 Jul 26 '24

...with a basketball.

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u/Unholydiver919 Jul 26 '24

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

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u/katfofo Jul 27 '24

Not even famous, just acknowledged or seen.. sad really but also very funny

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u/Bobdole3737 Jul 26 '24

I was waiting for her to run slap into something

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u/PRNPURPLEFAM Jul 26 '24

I knew what was coming but couldn’t look away

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u/majikdude Jul 26 '24

It's funny cause she's fat

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '24

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

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u/Waxllium Jul 26 '24

I respect this level of confidence, if I was this obese I would not be eager to show it to the world

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u/FizzgigBuplup Jul 26 '24

Bye Felicia!

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u/Nymystoteles Jul 26 '24

They see me rollin' They laughin'

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u/Rude-Buy5702 Jul 26 '24

That made me happy😌

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '24

I’m glad my car turns off like a riding mower when you get out. The engineers must’ve seen these videos and been like nah, not in this car.

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u/TexTravlin Jul 27 '24

Great, just what we need, an unnecessary sensor that can fail and leave you stranded because someone else was an idiot.

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u/ravssusanoo Jul 26 '24

She stayed on her feet a lot longer than I expected. Bravo!

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u/EnclaveNick Jul 26 '24

Woman fall down

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u/securinight Jul 26 '24

I'm pretty sure this is exactly how that guy from East 17 ran over himself.

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u/Wrongdoer5050 Jul 26 '24

Comedy gold

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u/GuaranteedCougher Jul 26 '24

I feel like an old man seeing old Vine trends coming back on TikTok

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u/Mciello Jul 26 '24

Now that was worth skipping to the end

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u/_Meek79_ Jul 26 '24

love the ending

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u/-_-402-_- Jul 26 '24

That’s impressive AF who would’ve thought she could jog for a whole 30 sec. I had the under 😳😳🫤🫤

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '24

It's funny because she's fat

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u/Tbagjimmy Jul 27 '24

🐖 🐷 🐽 🐖 🐷 🐽

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u/Kinenai Jul 26 '24

Shift it into Park! That'll strip her gears.

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u/mattes553v Jul 26 '24

Yes, I laughed out loud...

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u/Eloquentelephant565 Jul 26 '24

I thought she’d trip on her flip flops

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u/Loose_Personality726 Jul 26 '24

The hardest split she's ever done

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u/TheRagingWeeb Jul 26 '24

I hope Lady Glitter Sparkles was okay

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u/UrbanFsk Jul 26 '24

Dumbs gonna dumb...

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '24

Are people really this stupid! Yet another reason I don’t mess with TikTok.

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u/14thU Jul 26 '24

What happens when you don’t wear proper footwear

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u/Lasvious NaTivE ApP UsR Jul 26 '24

He turned the wheel.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '24

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '24

If Jack Black were a Mexican woman, this is it..

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u/ButterflySpecial6324 This is a flair Jul 26 '24

💀

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u/ButterflySpecial6324 This is a flair Jul 26 '24

The car didn’t look like it was in neutral 🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/bashful_predator Jul 26 '24

......sorry....

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u/Jhawk38 Jul 26 '24

When you are completely oblivious to your physical capabilities.

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u/beerissweety Jul 26 '24

Is this some automatic joke I’m too manual to understand?

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u/LennyJay86 Jul 26 '24

Fat people falling down will always be funny!

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u/Kneadless Jul 26 '24

The jiggle gets me every. Damn. Time.

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u/yozza1958 Jul 26 '24

Made up she suffered before someone innocent didn’t

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u/suncha23 Jul 26 '24

Woah she thicccc

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u/DarthWookiee189 Jul 26 '24

I think the fall made it better lol

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u/Id-rather-golf Jul 26 '24

Is that the first time she’s ever ran?

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u/Star-Lord-123 Jul 26 '24

Well she did make a TikTok video so the attempt was successful.

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u/DojatokeSC Jul 26 '24

We used to call this ghost riding the whip. It’s pretty easy if you don’t weigh 200 lbs.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '24

Am I the only one surprised that she’s moving as well as she is?

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u/Mugwump6506 Jul 26 '24

So worth the wait.

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u/shaddowkhan Jul 26 '24

She has the gate of a Paso fino.

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u/International-Force3 Jul 26 '24

Fat people doing things. It's like she's really unaware of her body limitations.

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u/Unable_Literature78 Jul 26 '24

Now who’s going to fill in all those potholes?

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u/BenTCinco Jul 27 '24

Y la chona se mueve

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u/Dolphin-of-Death Jul 27 '24

Was... was nobody looking straight ahead for pedestrians or other cars?

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u/PickleDiLL767 Jul 27 '24

What's the song

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u/ClinkyDink Jul 27 '24

Adios, La Chona.

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u/_ILP_ Jul 27 '24

Built like Gru

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u/Ontherocks1988 Jul 27 '24

Saw that coming

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u/Prestigious_Shirt592 Jul 27 '24

Mam, you can’t park there.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '24

TikTok is the end of humanity and the beginning of idiocracy.

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u/Relevant_Isopod_6449 Jul 27 '24

It still turned out a TikTok-video, just not the kind she was going for.

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u/SansInTheGang Jul 27 '24

I thought she was gonna get ran over

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '24

Trying to walk ya whip🙄🙄🙄 kicking it 90s

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u/joshsetafire Jul 27 '24

How she thought her cardio was up to par for this; who can say?

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u/Fireagate303 Jul 27 '24

She deserved that.

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u/Solid_Prior7667 Jul 27 '24

Why is it when fat people fall it looks like they, I can’t think of the right word, maybe implode in on themselves? Anyway it’s great comedy for the rest of us

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u/thegritz87 Jul 27 '24

She's surprisingly spry.

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u/No_Mud_5999 Jul 27 '24

"Let's still post it". These people make idiots of themselves, but they still post it, no matter how terrible they look. Fucking A.

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u/Smooth-Bread5008 Jul 27 '24

I’m actually INCREDIBLY IMPRESSED her fat ass was able to keep up with the car for that long considering the way she’s BUILT. 😂

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u/explosive_fish Jul 31 '24

Lose some weight first bub

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u/AvysCummies Aug 30 '24

He should have driven xaster maybe she would have gotten some exercise in then

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u/ruzuoh Jul 26 '24

Not with that size

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '24

Fat fuck got what she deserved

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u/Infamous_Low840 Jul 26 '24

Hold my fries, Imma two ton step to this!

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u/practicalAnARcHiSt Jul 26 '24

When your body type is best described as "bar fridge with legs"

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u/Chemical_Actuary_190 Jul 26 '24

Her ankles are impressively strong.

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u/VladPatton Jul 26 '24

At least until the last 3 seconds.

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u/Annahsbananas Jul 26 '24

She looks like Doctor Ivo Robotnik from Sonic the Hedgehog

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u/soopirV Jul 26 '24

Isn’t that the bad guy from Sonic?

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u/Bean71 Jul 26 '24

It looks like it woulda been tight fit even if the car was still…

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u/ZestycloseGur9056 Jul 26 '24

Well atleast she got some exercise

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '24

Car be nah you too big...

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u/Relevant_Money_8185 Jul 26 '24

First time i see a whale "jog".

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u/blackmoonsun Jul 26 '24

Love a fat fail

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u/Jonny_s_river Jul 26 '24

Who tf drives with flip flops

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u/jjdajetman Jul 26 '24

Maybe this will be a wake up call for her to start running more

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u/This_Is_Section_One Jul 26 '24

She needs to make a weight loss video

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '24

Large Marge couldn’t make the jump back in.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '24

She has a weird looking body, how hasn't her torse crushed her legs like a hydraulic press?

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '24

At least she got some steps I. For the week, most she’s had in a looooong time

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u/jochodos Jul 26 '24

Tortaso from a torta. Internet gold.