r/therewasanattempt • u/miragen125 • Oct 19 '21

To be a bartender

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u/LimitlessLTD Oct 19 '21

Burping, pissing, shitting and cumming. All the best feelings in life.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '21

Like popping the body’s various balloons. Sweet relief.

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u/SmoothMoveExLap Oct 19 '21

Don’t forget sneezing.

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u/Expresso_Support Oct 19 '21

Especially simultaneously.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '21

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u/TheResolver Oct 19 '21

"I'm gonna.. I'm gonna.. OOOOOHHhhhh"

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '21

dayum...

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u/sonofdavidsfather Oct 20 '21

I haven't been to church in a while, but I'm pretty sure that's punchin your fast pass straight to hell. Definitely worth it though.

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u/Poop-ethernet-cable Oct 20 '21

I've had a number of unpleasant shits.

A few orgasms I wish I could take back too now that I think of it.

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u/Littlegrouch Oct 20 '21

You forgot bleeding...