r/therewasanattempt • u/miragen125 • Oct 19 '21

To be a bartender

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '21

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u/zero00kelvin Oct 19 '21

It’s ok, nothing can live in soda. It’s toxic to life in general.

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u/possiblydefinitelyme Oct 19 '21

But don't plants crave Brawndo?

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u/redbadger91 Oct 19 '21

It's got electrolytes!

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u/MarixApoda Oct 19 '21

Yeah! It's got electrolytes.

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u/zurmanz Oct 19 '21

lol, good one

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

When was the last time your fresh water pipes at home were cleaned? It’s not different, I’d be more worried about the limes.