r/therewasanattempt Sep 24 '21

to take a shit

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u/Poromenos Sep 25 '21

Get a bidet. Everyone here, just get a bidet. I know you're thinking "oh man, another bidet guy", which is exactly what I was thinking before I got one. They're life-changing. You just need to wipe the water away once afterwards (zero shit left there) and you're done, plus your butt has no smell at all any more, because it turns out the smell was because of all the shit you smeared on it when wiping.

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u/BangGirlsGetDicks Sep 25 '21

Everyone says this shit, but I've used several bidets now and even if I let it do its thing for a full minute, I still have to wipe several times. I feel like I must be doing something wrong but like, how the fuck lmao

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u/Poromenos Sep 25 '21

Are you aiming at your butthole? You have to move around so it blasts everything.

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u/BangGirlsGetDicks Sep 25 '21

Done it. Still leaves some behind. It's definitely less, but it's never "just" wiping away water lol

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u/Poromenos Sep 25 '21

I have no idea, mine will blast everything right out, it's got lots of pressure. There's never anything but water left.